BLEAHH

2007-04-13T18:13:00.000+08:00

ohmygosh! finally, blogger was being such a bitch for NOT letting me blogging for the last month! well tmr would be the last month and 14 April. so much has happened. SERIOUSLY.

there were alot scandals and gossips going around in school and all sorts of things has happened to my group of WONDERFUL friends. like for one, Clare is my whore! HELLO CLAREY THE WHORE! better type me a letter :D

track&field training has been real fun. this Monday, Mr.loh called me a monkey&&and for the last run, i kicked down all five hurdles with one run. five HORRIBLE steps, however, for the last hurdle i had to U-turn to kick it down. but it was really fun. gen tried to jump, she jumps retardedly.

MY SASSY JAC! my sweet darling, she has a suitor. super super super suprising, and something else! :] heehee. hey babe~ GEN, do you have anymore gossipppppppppp? well i have. one! but theres much to talk about! call me later tonight.

today was ijfiesta it was DA BOMB. i got painted on, got wet, dirty and had egg white all over my hand. we played laughed hugged run (thanks to tyanne, i chased her around the track!) also got myself a little mermaid tattoo for $1. so tired, ill make this quick cause im super sleepy, after that Esther fatin Clare and i went out and camwhoredd.

LOVE YOU GUYS! gossip later tonight. call me! conference!
picturess! which sadly cannot open! grrrr.
THEREFORE main thing is, i had fun. ME ME ME! its so NOT about you! HMPH A!

2007-03-14T17:46:00.000+08:00

its been 9 days since i last blogged so yah, nothing much happened lately. we had a track KDF walk thing, which was really tiring but after the walk, we had alots of fun doing rubbish. like going all the way to kovan just to play a few silly games, like truth or dare. my dare was to do the kissy-face outside. went for the st.Patrick's day thing, i wanted to watch the dance but it only starts at 3 and i had to be home by 4 so i played for a little while then left.

Monday
i was late for training, jac wore a new pair of earrings, er..
disturbed jac about her Jacob, and talking about 'things'
made a new friend? well sort of. OH&&watched desperate housewives. :D yay!
and played mahjong.

Tuesday
suppose to meet up with gen for the movie but she couldn't cause of her stupid science project. went to Malaysia and ate bak kut tuay. when to town then vivo with my sister. we only spent like 30 mins at vivo forever 21 and then daddy called and asked us to follow him to the hospital to visit my grandfather. got home ate and played more mahjong.

Wednesday!
my folks went to Taipei, i woke up 4 times cause my stupid alarm which i forgot to turn it off. silly me. watch little mermaid and stupid gen didn't wake up and she blames me for not waking her up. met steph Jamie and gen at the bishan mrt and tyanne and jac was somehow in the same train as us. the ohmygoshness of today was jac. she was looking so fine! polo t -black, belt, nice cargo shorts and shoes. pretty shoes. but its covered. :/ but i was in total shock. seriously shocked! i can say one thing about the sec ones. they don't know how to get to cine. cause Janet got lost, and Amanda Chia went the wrong way. sheesh! watched the movie music&lyrics. it was pretty nice and Amanda tyanne and i ran to the front and watched the movie. half way cause there were no one sitting there. the cinema was super cold. and it was funny. Amanda and i were laughing so loudly and starting clapping and singing!

haha, then after the movie, all of us went to talk neoprints at heeren and jac&i got Jamie's present. neo prints were corrupted cause only a few had everyone face init. cause we all crowded around the camera. on our way back to school in a taxi, i had to go to the hospital with my grandma and sister to visit my grandfather and the doctors wanted him to be the soon-to-be-doctor's test? or something like that. for just sitting around, you would get $70! ka-ching! so i kinda skipped training today. but it was for a good cause. my grandfather. Cheryl's party is this Friday. have to get her present wrapped.

2007-03-05T18:45:00.000+08:00

Clare and i were like doing nonsense and talking nonsense the whole day. we talked about what i would give up for lent. i told her that i would give up hurdles for the next 40 days. by that 40 days is over, I'll be super rusty. during PE, Ms.tiru didn't show up cause of some stupid excuse, anyway, Ms Teo JL was there too to take over her class. i can say that she is insane, we had to do a total of 12 rounds [that's like 2.4km] 30 sit up, 20 back up, 20 push up, 20 dips and 20 pull ups. after each exercise, we would have to do two rounds. insanity!

recess, i was a total nut. i ate non-stop. Clare was teasing me that are you that hungry, if you eat anymore, you are really going to throw up. Andrea donated 70 cents to me for my Oreo cupcake which i finished in 5 mins. DAMM I'm good!

Syne was another insane one. i was just tieng my hair, she was 'CAN YOU QUICKLY TIE YOUR HAIR?'she shouted. insane! then she went on yelling at us about rubbish! totally nutcase. wood bridge, take her away boys! crazy, one minute talking to us normally, the next yelling and Vanessa was giving me the i am scared of her look.

when for the netball match -

ij:34 smss:10/11 [C division]

ij:19 rgs:30 [B division]

after the match, i went for trng. we started about 5? and then i had to do hurdles alone cause Zoe did her long jump. i hurdled, carried the hurdle but didn't have strength so i NEARLY tripped and got at least 5 blue blacks on both my legs. CHEEBAI!

first toa payoh, came and teased. they laughed and said ' i also can hurdle! so easy!' then he did the action and a bunch of boys and girls were walking and i think they wanted to hurdle, but i was siting in the between both hurdles. STUPID PEOPLE! they teased so badly, i fell super hurt

DIE F-R-E-A-K

like you can hurdle like that! three fucking steps. aiyer, no mood to continue. stupid freaks. :/ so annoying. and the sec ones too! don't know how to cheer for their seniors. AND YOU STILL CAN CALL YOURSELF AND IJ GIRL! sheeesh! you are an embarrassment to IJ.

2007-03-03T22:40:00.000+08:00

hello everyone! i am sick and camp was SUCKISH.

the food was horrible
the rice was always uncook hard, the fish is always so hard to chew, the styrofoam boxes are so unhealty && aiya, OVERALL THE FOOD FAILS.

sleeping area
the tents were dark smelly small dirty wet. there were no light, and the tent pec was always kicked away. grr. stupid tent. you fugly blue thing. >:[

place where we meet up for meals and meet area
that place is always muddy [full stop]! and never clean. maybe once, when nobody stepped on it YET.
everything else was horrible. no need to elaborate.name it, its either muddy wet smelly dirty or just destroy.

on the first day, we were all super excited. but the RAIN was to blame. it made everything impossible to accomplish. the rain made the first day bad. our class was suppose to do the ropes and stuff but due to the rain, all we could do is sing cheer shout scream anything to do with our voices. we shouted for about 7 hours on the first day, and got a sore throat next day. some loserish people went home cause they weren't feel any good! I WASN'T FEELING GOOD BUT I STILL STAYED. & it was because i wasn't allowed too. double Gr. anyway, during the break, i had a 'stomach' so i went to sit with Mr.Chan and drank hot Milo. he kept saying how rich my family is. hello?! I'm always broke.

made our fugly tents and got wet and dirty. i wanted to be in the middle cause i have a thing for being in the center. :D from the Costa sands resort to our tent area was fucking far! we had to walk like ten mins just to get from place to another. we walked like idiots. walking back and fourth. food was as i said, horrible but the wasn't that bad, at least i ate full.

showering was a nightmare. we had to this SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY LONG queue. and each girl took at least 5 mins. there one case when 3 girls went the shower together. CRAZY. you think like this can save time meh? whatever! i managed to shower but i had to make it really fast. like ZOOM. the water was icy cold. had to step on that black 'button' for water to come out.

finally sleeping time. i slept quite alright. but Andrea said i had heavy breathing, fatin said i squashed her and kicked her ONCE ,Clare said i slept the first and poked me to double check. thank god i slept cause the next day was sunny then rainy.

second day, brushing of teeth and peeing was crowded usual, breakfast was this hard-to-swallow beehoon. it was tasteless and hard to chew. changed into track pants, brought also extra clothes to change for the dragon boating. i was excited and thought it wouldn't rain so early, dang i was wrong. it started to drizzle when i was on the high elements. it was scary and rather fun though. leong was the first to go on and i was second. climbing up that pillar with staples wasn't easy. we had to go behind of this white rope which they should just cut off. i kept shouting and screaming. my class cheered me on! ALRIGHT! i shouted stop pulling stop pulling damn loudly, it was so loud until the last class the side could hear. and when Lydia told me to jump down, i screamed at her, 'ARE YOU INSANE? YOU WANT ME TO FALL BACKWARDS?' everyone laughed, but it ain't funny. i screamed as i squat and reluctantly SLOWLY jumped off the cable. i was screaming and shouting loudly and i was the only one who did jumped. super scary.

dragon boating was fun, until i leaked and it rained. some stupid school went water on us and i was totally drenched in dirty sea water. stupid them! Andrea and i could be the first to shower however they told me to just change as it was still raining and that we couldn't go up the bus wet. and my class was practicing the GALA night which was alright i guess? it rained, i got cold and fell sick. phua got to go home as she had a fever, i cried cause i was cold and Ms. shanti brought me to shower and changed my clothes.

thank god, we slept in school they next day! WHOO! morning, played some games and YES FINALLY IM HOME. watched john tucker must die and slept for four hours. yah, i miss my shower so much. my big clean no time limit shower. with a heater and better soap. i miss my family, food, technology, and my bed. the thing i miss the most is the WHOLE house. :D plus fridge. that's important too! we had our last goodbye and said bye to everyone - the instructors. though Joyce wasn't my instructor, i was still quite close to her. :D imy. however the experience was unforgettable. as it was it was weird?

Debra this is for you:
dear Debra, you are so going to die on Monday, i am going to make you use the dirty toilet, carry my bag, as we had to carry our bags and walked so much, make you eat uncooked rice. but i actually cant do that to you cause you are still unwell and we don't have such place in school. but you better beware. you are dead! :D

dongalingalong, gossip about project 101.

with love, JAC THE MIDDLE KID! :D

2007-02-26T16:48:00.000+08:00

&i can be your favourite girl.

I've bought a new phone which currently spoilt cause of my itchy finger. naughty Jac. I've been lazy and but i trained except today. i only did the warm up and left. :/ i miss my phone already anyway, the updates!

Mr.B Chan made an improvement. he WAVED hello to me this morning! alright! didn't get caught for anything this week! alright!

ADVENTURE CAMP IS THIS THURSDAY! AHHH i cant wait! i want to play i want to NOT get dirty and i want to scare everyone while they are asleep in their pretty tent! WHOO!

today for PE, i actually ran and played rugby. it was so tiring, i kept running up and down, my team was losing badly therefore lavanya made up put our hands in the shout the word 'LOSERS' tiru made us run 8 rounds for warm up, 1 round for not pay attention to her while she was saying don't know what and made me do 5 push up cause i was the last one to go to the field. this is bullshit man! i so wasn't the last person to report there.

Tan Poh Yoke punished both Debra and i for switching places. she made up stand on the chair at the back of the class. it was totally retarded. In the end, we sat down in front. GRR. there were green water came out from the drain today and i stepped on it. barefoot, now my feet feels wrinkling. eee

Note to everyone-bring your thermometers!

SHELLY has been talking to friend

mission#1 - make friend spill the dirt about himself : complete
mission#2 - seduce him and make him like Shelly.
mission#3 - CRUSH HIS CONFIDENCE.

die you little monster. you fat ugly no life freak. freak show like you are meant for the circus!

2007-02-21T18:21:00.000+08:00

This morning has been a very hectic one. first time i got to class was i did my homeecon 'mindmap' when everyone started coming in to class, they were like oh shit! never do. rushing to finish before the bell rings. writing so fast, making so much noise. however debra stood her ground - i dont give a damm about doing the homeecon thing.

during homeecon, mdm goh just looked through but she didnt really scold those who didnt do. so weird. GRR. i was super quiet and did my stupid task analysis thing cuase i was tired and my ulcer hurts like a bitch. obession over the little mermaid continues. :D

we made a plan to crush and destroy and actually gave this poor nolife boy something to do. it was to try to impress us. MUHAHA. i doubt his tiny mind can do so as he is fat ugly and fat. The plan was brillant. it was test and to see is this stupid boy going to meet up with a dude. HAHA. then i was like saying this with a weird accent ' yo dude! you are so not a chick man! you are fucking DUDE! man, i cant believe i flirted with a dude! yuck!'

SS was stupid. Mr.Chan was so annoying. he shut up me again and he was in class therefore he was pissing me off. then it got abit fun. assmebly was funny - the briefing on the adv camp! AHHA but no indoor pumbling. yuck.

hui geok! you are suck a irritating person. hello! my bag was there first you evil nasty. DIE DIE DIE! >:[ DIE! BE GONE POOF AWAY. SO SOMEWHERE I CANT SEE OR HEAR YOU! grr..

2007-02-17T21:45:00.000+08:00

happy one day earlier new year everyone.
im at my cousin;s place using his computer cause mine is dead and is somewhere in singapore. my sister just sent it for repair. on friday, we had a chinese new year mass celebration. blue house won the house competion, because i dont know, the big sign saying, i love bak wau and i love pork chop. jiow and chan stuck it on their shirt. hanna got slaughted and made into bakwau. after the school, we went to the girls' shower room and changed and left for seoul garden.

we made so much noise and made a video - cooking with jac&stella. we mixed all the burnt and unwanted food in. added weird drinks, ice cream, empty shells, pork beef fish chicken ice kimchi and many more rubbish into the steamboat. it was really funny. both of us looked like we were actually good cooks. andrea took a video. camwhoring most of the time. :D

after branch, we went our separate ways. clare debra and a few more went to watch epic movie while the others walked around looking for things to buy. i followed peralyn's group cause i was meeting stella later.went to forever 21 and annabelle saw a pouch with she liked but she didnt have enough money to buy it. she asked if i wanted to buy it for her. HAHA ANNABELLE, FAT CHANCE.

So i bought the wallet - red base with white dots. my sister thought it looked rather old. D-UH. it was the last piece. while i was waiting for stella&cheryl, at least 5 sales persons came up to me. asking for some donation which i didnt bother to hear. i just told them that im not INTERESTED. cheryl&stella came and walked around for at least 45mins to 1hour. waiting for cherly's mother and they bought two new tops for fourskins, which by the way is not cheap. it cost $30. and we also saw nick and dayna together.

went to lido and watched that epic movie&it was super funny. white castle is a burger place. anyways, we saw cheryl and adrian there. when we got the tickets and went into the theater, the movie just started. so lucky :D

after that, walked around and it rained. ;/ evil weather. got home and yah ate &&& slept at 10.30pm woke up of 7 8 9 10 11 and finally got out of bed. breakfast slacked and watched another movie with my sisters - just follow the law. it was funny too, the languages are those which singaporean speak and hear. before the movie, we walked around to find my nail polish, and tried on tonnes of colours just for tmr. in the end, i still bought pure green and pearl blue from the face shop and painted it in my cousin's house.

dinner was a rather chaotic. jamie kena spilled by hot soup twice & both by me. ;/ that bads. janice fell down for her chair and my slipper kena soup and now its smelly. GRR. cleaned up my nail polish to make it look nicer and played 'speed' with toylyn she is so GOOD. dont ever play with her.

Tmr is the first day of chinese new year. wishing everyone a happy new year and collect alot of angbao! :D WOAH MONEY KA-CHING$$.

2007-02-07T21:30:00.000+08:00

this is for you mr.loh my new bestfriend.

i just dont love no more
wait outside my hurdles poruing out
now its too late to hurdle again
im sorry that i cant do three or fours steps
im sorry for the things that i've made you angry
i've guess i should train more often and
now mrloh hear what i have to say
i will train harder from now on.
[music follow i just dont love you more]

this is like the nicest song ever. i made in like 5 mins.
my sister bought some donuts and queued for four and a half hour. nice

2007-02-07T20:48:00.000+08:00

today, both me and clare WENT to the WORTH shop to get ourselves a MILLER.
&&clare and i went in the JACQUELINE store and got HORNY. hahaha

Mr. Chan gave us a social studies test today i wrote ALOT ALOT. and i wrote on my question paper, to Mr.Chan, i better get my 11marks.after the test, we were having PC and he told us to write about what if we were stranded on an island what would i do. i wrote, first i would pray then eat clare and kill myself, so once another person who is stranded on that same island will get to eat my ROTTING body. see i;m so kind.

then when Ms. Teo Jinling came in to class, everyone quickly ran back to their seats and wore their belts, buttoned up their collar and pulled up our socks and we kept very quiet. SHE CAME JUST TO SCOLD PEOPLE. :/ i kept mumbling to fatin ' im scared im scared im scared.' haha

:D however the highight of today was the assembly! OHMYGOSH. there were so many camel toe around. the first act was called - blind date. there was this female and male wearing super tight tights. HAHA everything could be seen. and she was wearing a thong while he, er.. im not sure.

anyways, somewhere nearing to the end, there was this action - he climbed over that and she went below. HAHAH debra, naughty girl. i started to cheer and laugh but debra quickly covered my mouth. when they called for volouteers, asked for a teacher to go on stage, mr. chan[clare's fatin's band teacher] went on stage and started to 'swim dive and something else' it was super funny. the crowd was screaming and cheering.

i made a new poem and asked Mr.Chan to read it -

fishes oh fishes

where art thou fishes?

with me and fishes

with you and oranges

oh oranges and fishes.

it was suppose to be funny. nadia and i kept singing and repeating that poem. Mr.Chan called me CRAZY! i can report you! HMFP. during training i sang she'll be coming around the mountin there she comes. we got to addcited to that song we kept singing that song. and JAC also got addicted. i've got the under the sea midi from andrea. its my ring tone.

cheryl still had a picture of me when i was in sec one. i was so cutee with my pretty face. GOSH. i miss me then. haha super ego :D

2007-02-06T20:50:00.000+08:00

rahh! i made apple crumble which tasted like ants, my daddy couldn't fetch me home and i walked with Annabelle to the interchange. WE MADE A NEW LANGUAGE. its called ciatehall. you just pronoun a few letters from the word - ahin. means ahtin. haha~ so smartt.

YAY that fugly accounts teacher is going somewhere else, i think and kaplana is coming back to teach. Sarah's mother wrote and letter complaining about her and her class went on strike. they didn't bring their books nor listen to the teacher. stupid teacher came in to our class and theirs and "talked" to us about her and if she quits then we wont have any accounts teacher blah blah. i really wished i could show you the picture i've drawn, but i cant cause its a BIG NO NO.

valentino fam is fucking irritating. i was like sitting with my legs open, and she was like, i already said that its wrong to sit like and you still don't listen, HELLO, i can sit how ever i want. and when i put my bag up, she said to put it down cause she THOUGHT that i was doing something behind, but i wasn't. E V I L. actually, i was painting my nails, but i was afraid that i get caught so i stopped. quai me. she also talked for TWO WHOLE PERIODS. i was super sleepy, and i wanted to sleep so badly but i couldn't as i was sitting right smack in the middle at the last row. ANNOYING. i want you gone!

another stupid one is Cheryl! she took a cab home and didn't call me! CHERYL, HOW COULD YOU. make me take the mrt and the bus ALONE. i borrowed her red crumple and I'm gonna use it tmr, and the day after and the following days.

TAN POH YOKE IS CRAP. and she is a porn star. HAHAH joking laoshi. Any who, lao shi threaten to make me do another compo cause i finished mine and went around making noise. well its not my fault i write fast. hmfp! talked to crystal and she said things which i didn't want to heard BUT it was quite entertaining. though it was baddddd. crystal fong! how could you say such a thing. shame on you shame on youu.

OHMYGOSH, valentine's day is cominggg. must make good cupcakes, not hard. i promised Debra that they would be like the canteen's ones. oh&may Paul Low rest in peace. we sang amazing grace in his memory. it was quite sad. [sniff]

2007-02-05T20:16:00.000+08:00

WASSUP everyone,
today has been a really long day. i made a new bestfriend - my coach,Mr.loh. he was super nice today to me;cause i didn't have to run so much. i only ran like 4 times? which is considered VERY SLACK. and i didnt do hurdles! so no blue black today :D

jac is looking more girly somehow! whee! DONG! OUR PLAN MIGHT BE WORKING! WOAH!but she was so mean today. she was daoing me that i said i wanted a hug, but she IGNORED me. so i sneaked up on her and hugged her so tightly!

mr.yap the physic teacher was so weird today. when he was talking, he thought that class wasnt listening so he said,
yap : are you responding?
jac&drea : yes!
yap : okay then, what is the area of the distance travelled?
jac&drea : ERR..

then andrea said that right answer, somehow. ooh&she kept saying this line which was like ' your future is bleah' hers was something which i cant remember. oops! sorry Andrea. after school i sang the 12 days of Christmas. i sang it so horribly until the sec one girl sitting next to us was like asking me to shut up. but i don't care. i still sang and shouted! die bitch! i am older that you.

and someone else ignored me! i am so piss! I HATE PEOPLE IGNORE ME. i dont like you anymore. hmfp!
butxx doNg still luvv uuu. ritex ahdonG?

2007-02-03T23:19:00.000+08:00

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2007-02-03T23:07:00.000+08:00

HELLO DONG!:D

lets do that bet! please! come on. and no!she will judge fairly. i promise. ill ask her to be fair and dont chose me because im like the nicest person ever. :D [so ego jac!]
alright? so how? how many pretty must i say before please?DARLING GEN! common!

we both wear red and shorts, you can wear your mini skirt. then ill bring camera. dress her up to be pretty pretty. e.g dress, skirt. everything i like which Jac dont. but she should be better than jac cause she is not stubborn.

meimei, if you are reading HAHAHA. SORRY!:D I STILL LOVE YOU.

but anyways, gen, you see you can moniter her moves. we can message and that way we can keep in contact. or walky talkies. SPIES. WOAH SO COOL. wear high heels. but im still taller than her. i hope she dont grow so much. yikes, if she does then im losing out. :[

2007-02-02T21:25:00.000+08:00

yesterday was an emo day and today was such a funny day. Everything seemed to go well. yay for today! Yesterday, I thought Andrea was acting a little cold towards me and I don't know why BUT today we were crapping the whole dang day.

yesterday
I was quite and demure petite. I wanted to pass this test that Andrea was talking about. jac is the kind that cannot be quiet and demure. AHA I prove you 3/4 wrong! The other 1/4 was a failer. Me and Debra ate during poh yoke' class. After school, I went back to Stnick mrs.lye and visited Mrs madam toh and the other teachers. [primary] then I went to the hall to see the secondary people but they were having assembly and ive got chased away! I think it was the head perfect. Well I don't care, so I just left and went home to watch little mermaid. :D

today
I have an argument with Mr B Chen.
Chan ; jac I think you lead all the nurses to exhaustion and they would want to kill themselves.
Jac ; well I think you would purpursly break your leg just to see the nurses.
every one who laughing. And when he asked a question, I was the first one to answer and I got it right. He said ' woah Jacqueline! Your right! ohmygosh! This is like the first time you asked something correct! Must buy 4D later.' what the fuck! :/ FYI chan, I always say the right thing thank you verymuch. I also made a medishield for my gun! BANG

Chinese was boring/fun/boring - the fun part was went I read sarah's messages from her sweet boyfriend SAMUEL something. I demanded her to type I love you to him, and his reply was "I love you too baby! I miss you so so much!" I was like woah, so touching so sweet. As I kept reading the messages, it was all about their first month and I love you baby. It was getting boring. poh yoke didn't notice that we changed our places! LOSER!

On our way to bio class, I pretended that I was acting in a action movie. Made that mission impossible music and used my gun and shield . Hiding and shooting people with it. it was fucking retarded. Andrea Nadia and Clare were laughing so much until they had to pee. I wrote some weird things in clare's diary was something about I know where you like me. I wrote yah in the punani. :D

we had some English test today, I finished and made a Hitler moustache. And paraded around the school with it on, and everyone stared and laugh asusal actually nothing much. TRAINING IS WAS SHITTY. I couldn't jump over the fucking stupid hurdle. Mr Kept laughing at me everything I carry the hurdle. My new nick name is called cartoon! I tried so many times to do three steps but I still kept carrying the hurdles! Horrible Jacqueline! Shoot yourself with your handmade gun. pearlyn nissa ari Vanessa and few other people were sitting at the basketball court looking at me. According to master pearlyn phua, they were saying how cute I was when I jumped and carried the hurdle. :[ GRRR. It was pretty fucked. But the "cooling down" was fun. I was talking to DARLING GEN and I got to act like a sec three! yay! i thought mei something to grab the baton! GO JAC~ egoistic. heh.gen And I was doing something random baton passing but instead of using a baton, we used her (RED) Motorola phone. :] now that was fun.

prealyn and i are talking about how we are going to celebrate our 15 birthday, oh and people our birthdays are on 26 OF APRIL. Remember! :D 30 candles, 15 for her and 15 for me. Presents cake and presents. So happening. Tomorrow has some class gathering at Pasir Ris Park. So far. Why cant it be in bishan or town? Anyways I have cat class too. I wan skip :/ CLARE YOU BETTER ASK YOUR RENTS!

hello dong-a-ling-a-long:D [that weird face here.:D]

2007-01-30T20:57:00.000+08:00

2007-01-30T17:32:00.000+08:00

I just made another weird looking batch of cupcakes. And I think this time is worst. :/ EDDGAWH. I burnt my thumb,oh. Yesterday, I did hurdles and hit myself against the hurdle which was fucking painful. Zoe thought that it would be our lucky day cause we could jump three steps on the first go.

Clare didn't come to didn't come to school today. POORCLARE. Its okay, I'll give you one of my SPECIAL made cupcakes to you. And you won't get stomach-ache! Oh& I made a paper/cupboard gun. During accounts lesson, the Ms was being a bitch. She looks like au but taller and they have about the same teeth and weird talking style. andrea was like "aiyer, she is just like her and she piss me off just looking at. ive already got enough of au from last year." the gun was made especially for her, as she was super annoying and irritating.BANG! when she wasn't teaching, I went over to Vanessa place and played with her for 2 mins, and i quickly went back to my seat and she came over and asked my name.

Ms:what is your name?
jac: jac
(she turned to Andrea)Ms: what is her name?
Andrea: jac...queline.
Ms: what is your index number?
jac: erm, I don't know. Cause the list is not confirm yet.
Ms: do have an exerise book?
jac: no, everything is in my locker or at home

Ms was like flipping through my file and I think she was trying to find my index number. HA LOSER! I didn't write it down! And ONLY one piece of paper have, but I think she didn't see. AIYER, she is super annoying! She also wrote down my name! DIE BITCH DIE! no wonder is still a miss and she does not deserve to have the sur-name LEE.slept during Chinese cause laoshi was being boring. I made curry chicken today and sago honey something [which tasted like ants but Nadia claims that its sweet and nice] woah! Nadia your taste bud is wrong.
I found a picture of prince Eric as a merman with Ariel and little melody& her family with her mom. queen giselle. I'm obsessed

I love the wind/breeze. Its like Perth. SO COOLING!

2007-01-26T21:34:00.000+08:00

HELLO BESTFRIEND:] HOW COME I DONT HAVE THAT STICK MAN FIGURE THAT YOU GAVE FATIN? I FEEL SO UNLOVE BY YOU! HMPF! I WANT ONE!
BYEBYE JUNEYJUNE. I'LL CALL YOU LATER (:

2007-01-26T21:02:00.000+08:00

i just made cupcakes! i did everything wrongly but it still turned out fine :D its small though. WOAHH!

anyways, this week:
i've got sent out of class with clare for talking during cathesim in school, she was being a bitch. she was super boring, i just turned around to "ask" debra something but she just sent me out of class. and then clare. i did the crazy sign to her implying fam was insane.
i've got like over 7 blueblack on my legs, and one on my right cheek bone.
clare and i made alot of stupid moves, faces and actions. we laughed alot, like during chinese we made up some joke and i brought 'tampons' to school to eat. its the sour power sweet. we made fun of tan poh yoke and her boring lessons, we laughed during accounts lesson, did stupid faces and action during maths as Yap was late therefore yulica clare and i played - i acted bimbo and nerdy. clare did this face which made yulica and i laughed damm loudly and hystercially. thats how i've got the blueblack on my cheekbone cause yulica accidently hit me with her knee. SAY OUCH!

today
ms.k last day teaching us accounts(we played for most of the lessons away)PEARLYN PHUA!BIGSTAR, tan poh yoke gave a test which was consider PART of our CA. yulica put :) on every question. sarah wrote in chinese - i dont know how to do and i dont have the testbook :] OHMYGOSH, then clare kept laughing non-stop. i finally handed in my SS project and scored 18/22 yay! all that hard work paid off :D clare nadia debra and i did some camwhoring today, we took TONNES of pictures and went crazy, we were suppose to take a picture for that shirt but what happened? eh! anyways, the best thing about this week was I TRAINED LIKE ON MONDAY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY! hurrhurrr! oooh, the best part of traning was mr.loh buying me a drink! cause i made a bet with him, if i could cross that hurdle with 3 steps then he would have to buy me a drink! WOOHOO! i got my pink dolphin. my brother now having campfire, more like campwater. cause its raining so heavily now. SPLASH POP TA TA TA SPLASH.
HELLO DONG-A-LING-A-LONG dont be cross with your mama! i'll make you cupcakes! my present to you plus your pouch [your PRETTY jac is going to buy pouch.]
CLARE REMEBER TO SEND ME THOSE PICTURES AND THE SONGS! LOVEYA, CAMELTOE WITH CHA SEW PAO! I LIKE THE RED TITS.

2007-01-19T20:20:00.000+08:00

helloooo,
today Chinese class was so much fun. We had SEXS and we also drank SEMEN. Yummy, Clare mandy Debra Sarah and I all had sex. And only Clare Debra and I drank down semen. Clare and I were like laughing so obivously while Lao shi was talking. We were laughing about the song I made up, something about your penis is too small and that I would have to use a mircoscope to wear it for you. HAHAHA IT WAS DAMM SICK BUT TIL FUN. tan poh yoke is so WEIRDDDD.

trng was fun but now i have a huge blueblack on my sheen. not cool! :(
oh&HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA GOH :D!
STELLA'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW, ANYWAYS LOVE!

`voila

2007-01-17T15:15:00.000+08:00

HELLOOOOOOOOOO.
Ive just got my phone back! Ring-ah ring-ah ring. (: Yesterday I wasted my afternoon searching on Wentworth miller trying to prove that he is not gay. Unfortunately, he is. See my disappointed face)): it is super sad, I wont mind if Wade Williams - Captain Brad Bellick. Cause he is fat and ugly, seriously, Wentworth shouldnt be gay at all. Wasted lah! I watched one show that he acted in "Popular" he was so gay in that episode. There was this Michael Scotfield character in some of the scene which was rather nice. He wanted to be a cheerleader in this episode and he would do his research and find out their flaws, or something like that. In the end, he blackmailed them and got what he wanted. His story behind this was because went he was young, he said hi to this cheerleader for the past three years and finally one day, she snapped and said "stop saying hi to me trailer-trash" so mean. Wentworth was poor. Enjoy this clip from popular. HAHA its super nice. Well, only the part that he is acting in. its a part two all about adam.

Today I heard that the sec ones were training with them. Dammit, I should have gone for training but yeah, I didnt. I had photo taking today, it was fun but very warm there. The photography and his partners were taking so long to arrange us and worse still, Mr. B Chan, was writing down our positions, which took even longer. But once everything but settled the photo shot went fine. I smiled till I was kind of shivering. Aiyo, that was one long shot. About four formal shot and two-three funs shot. The formal shot, I was standing in between Pearlyn Phua and Debra. : D and the fun shot Nadia and I were lying on the floor posing. The other one was the both Pearlyns were standing both sides of me. HAHA and we were the only ones standing in that shot. We played 'who wants to be a millionaire'. It was so lame but the winner was 3/8 are they were the first to leave the hall. They were so enthu. And for most of the question, our classmates didnt go. :/ so unfun. But we werent the last. && Tomorrow is the Track&field photo taking! Most photography.

2007-01-15T20:47:00.000+08:00

debra,
did you have an AWESOME time today?
did you drink AWESOME water?
did you soak up my AWESOMENESS?
I AM JUST SO AWESOME!
KILL MY AWESOMENESS DEBRA!
haha if you can!

2007-01-15T18:48:00.000+08:00

hello master pearlyn phua:D BIG STAR!
today was such a great monday, though it didnt rain this morning, but i felt so much better than friday. chinese was crap. since tan poh yoke kept going in and out of the class, i said that she was doing drugs. that was such a mean thing to say but i THOUGHT. and while she was away for PHOTOTAKING, i was making so noise with clare and yulica. we were talking about clare's big nehneh. everyone, she is a big B.

PE was also crap, we had to run 8 rounds, as usual, we cheated and we were suppose to do our stretching, and again cheated. didnt do. aiya what is the point? hmm. tell me! did more exerises for PFT. such a waste of time and energy. i rather have cramps then do pe. then it was boring geo, ive got Ms.Jac Yip. she spent the whole lesson telling us why she picked us. WAHLAU, waste more time. so the whole morning, we wasted like about 2hr++.

ahh, the sky is so beautiful now. TOO BAD, YOU CANT SEE IT. its nicer from here. :D so cloudy and the sky is super blue. anyways, maths. i actually learnt something from Ms. Yap. she taught us something about compound interest and principles, it was qutie fun, but she wen quite slow. WE ARE NOT THAT DUMB PLEASE. ): physic was after maths which was a good thing cause i could just stand up and walked towards the shelf and get the dictionary and he wont even notice. i was the official timer for the oscillation. and i played with the stopwatched like a tamaguchi. WHEE. beep beep beep beep. F.Y.I, my timing wasnt slow nor fast. but the whole day was superfun, i didnt feel tired, well i did for awhile during maths, oh and english was noisy and she didnt teach anything? aiya! i ate honey stars after PE.

finally, today i got to do HURDLES. and this time i did it with jac, oh SWEET meimei. she complaint about she did like five and i only did one. and that was totally not true. i did ALMOST the same amount as you thank you very much. i stole papers - test pad paper. :D from some girl who left her papers there. there was bitching today, some weird sec one. tsktsk. horrible, stuck up. and yaya, another one. thinks she is charge, please lorh, you are not even a REAL teacher or a teacher-in-charge. your name is not even on the notice board. lousy, you think you know everything but you actually dont have a tiney clue. even he doesnt like you. GRR. go away or be less annoying. pick one!
a) go away forever and ever. dont come back to IJ
b) be less annoying and try not to be the coach.
i suggest A. its like the best choice.

i'm nice enough to give you choices.
PAULA DEANDA - WALK AWAY. SUPER NICE.

2007-01-13T22:35:00.000+08:00

JOIN BOWLING. CAUSE MANDY PEARLYNPHUA KIMBERLY SARAH A. more fun people.
JOIN TRACK AND FIELD.
BE POPULAR. :)

2007-01-13T17:03:00.000+08:00

today was so much fun. the cca orientation started off abit slow but it was better later on :D
the sec ones watched the other cca performaces, they seemed really impressed when they watched the dancers, band, cheerleaders, some basketball, gym too! while they were watching pearlyn jac and i went round the school collecting freebies, i was a walking advertistment. they stuck different different stickers on me and i collected to ARC keychain again.but most of them fell onto the floor after that cause of the shirt.

we all ran up just to see the dancers dance. it was damm nice. bamp bamp BOOM. their poses and energy was fantastic.then the sec one started streaming out from the hall, classes by classes, basketballers,sailors netballers, tennis players and trackers started attacking them, we shouted and yelled at them.we gave them freebies teddy-bear like balloon. amanda jac pearlyn and i went round and shouting join track&field. many signed up, but most of them would only come for one traning session and no come anymore cause they saw up train once and they though tire.oh they were amazed at the dancers and band, they kept asking us where to sign up for dance and band. :/\ annoyances.

it was qutie happening there, everyone was screaming their lungs out, asking sec ones to join that team. later, we started singing/shouting ole ole ole ole ole join track join track ole ole ole ole join track join track SCREAM. wanching came today[: shouted until we had no more voice. i think now everyone else is having sore throat. on monday everyone is gonna be like ahhh. dammit i have no more voice. :O
i saw fatin playing her clarient.clare came to my booth! yay, she shouted JACC! heeehaaww.

2007-01-12T23:15:00.000+08:00

HELLO JUNE (:
SINCE YOU ARE DEPRESSED, I SHALL CHEER YOU UP. AND JUNE WANTS ME TO SAY THIS :" JUNE IS SPECIAL AND FATIN IS NOT." OKAY I SHALL WRITE MORE ABOUT YOU. JUNE IS LIKE SUPER DUPER NICE NOW OF DAYS. BUT I STILL LIKE TO STEAL HER FOOD CAUSE THAT IS JUNE'S FOOD. :)

HELLO FATIN(:
SINCE YOU ARE MY CHAIR-PERSON AND MY SITTING PARTNER THIS IS FOR YOU. AND DONT WORRY ABOUT THE CLASS SHIRT PICTURE. IT WOULD TURN OUT FINE. JUST BRING THE PAPER. JUST FOLD.FATIN YOUR PHONE IS SO LOUSY. WE SUDDENLY GOT CUT OFF. AIYA BETTER BUY A NICE NOKIA PHONE.

HELLO CLARE(:
JUNE SAYS HELLO AND FATIN WANTS TO SLEEP BUT ME AND JUNE ARE FORCING HER TO TALKING AND NOT LETTING HER SLEEP. MUHAHAHA. BETTER COME FOR THE CCA ORIENTATION ARH. AND REMEBER TO BRING BACK HER MATHS AND POA TEXTBOOK. HAVE HOMEWORK! :D

HELLO DEBRA(:
YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN. AHAH FATIN IS SAYING THAT I WAS A DRAMAMA QUEEN. CAUSE WHEN ANNABELLE THROW THE SOYA BEAN ON ME. AND NOW WE ARE BITCHING ABOUT IT. AND THE MILO! REMEBER THE STUPID PLAN!

HELLO NADIA(:
FATIN:STOP TALKING AND THINKING ABOUT BOYS AND JONATHAN. BOYS ARE SO STUPID. OMG. THEY ARE LITTLE ANNOYING CREATURES. THEY ARE LITTLE CAUSE I AM BIGGER THAN THEM. WE CANNOT TALK TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BOYS. HAHAHA BUT SHE STILL LISTENS TO ME.
JUNE: HELLO NADIA. WE ARE WAY BETTER LOOKING SMARTEST PRETTIER THAN BOYS. THEY ARE DUMB FAT SHORT GAY ASSHOLE BASTARD. WHO CONFISCATES PHONE. THAT STRICT UGLY LOOK. AYER.NO SHE LISTENS TO ME TOO OKAY: D NADIA

HELLO ANDREA (:
YOU ARE A SICK MINDED ONE. OHMYGOSH. ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST SINCE YOU ONLINE.

andrea likes the gay colour. june is asking fatin to sleep and mutil task by sleeping and talking on the phone and she dont care, she wants her to not sleep and talk. fatin says that she is not smart. june thinks norine is bimbo, but jac thinks she is nice cause she teaches me homework. our account teacher is back. oh man, we have no more free period. Ms.Indran is back. gosh, i thought she left why is she back. i rather Mrs. Chow. she is nice, cause she lets us suck on sweets during her lessons. fatin is telling june about what is account about. account is boring says june;she thinks. fatin is complainting that its 11 and she needs to sleep.june is asking me to tell fatin to stay up for 15 more mins. MEET ME TOO. i also come through the school gate. what time are we meeting? 720am. im going to call june now. bye fatin. goodnight fatin. see you tmr. byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye. okay shoo put already. byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye she sound like umpalopa. beep. now im calling june. june says hey. what! no more fatin. she feels retarded cause she said so many byes just now. *YAWN we are not performaning. haha. we just recruit people. meet me at the interchange leh. why not? can you? then where do you live? where are we meeting? the traffic light outside school at720am. so early? june needs to reach my 745am.aiya, im going to stop. now. so this is one of our conf conversation. so chaotic.

2007-01-12T18:39:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone. Today is such a nice day. ITS FUCKING COLD PLEASE. It has been raining the whole day ( not including when it stopped for like five mins) eeyer. And that five mins was like PE? And Tiru made us run 4 - 5 rounds. It was super tiring. Oh and before the run, I had to do 10 push-up cause I didn't tuck in my shirt. whatthefuck. What's the point of tucking the shirt? It just looks geeky and we also had to wear the hij shorts. Its super longg. :/ anyways we took height and weight and i didn't grow. Still the same height and I THINK I lost weight :D

maths was pretty boring as usual. Ms yap, she wore something more teacher-like today. The other day when she wore something like a forever 21 dress, which you are suppose to wear a pants but she didn't. And when the wind kept blowing, haha the dress flew up. But it wasn't that strong. She looked damm weird. Today she rearranged us according to height ( i cheated:D) cause i was too short and so i tippedtoe and now im sitting next to debra. my cramps nearly killed me today. GRRR.

english lesson was rather noisey today. cause pearlyn was making so much noise and andrea fatin and i were making weird noise "HOOHOOO" talking about the mountains and the lakes. HEEHAW. the birds the bees, and the snake! HAHAHA. we made up a story about debra.

'debra is a baby called fire. she had a very bad body odour and everyone hated her. her only friend was the rat called bliss. when the rat was found, it was dead so debra the smelly baby got lonely and something else happened but i cant remeber.' but debra was somehow suppose to die.

now even ms.teo knows about my phone. AHH. this is demoralising. i've contact with the outside people, whose number i cant remeber. like everyones?

TOMORROW IS THE CCA ORIENTATION. YUPPY. sec onesss. you better join track&field. its like only the bestest cca ever. so i'll see there at the track booth. freebies shopping.
byee.

2007-01-10T20:39:00.000+08:00

this whole post is just for june.

to my SWEET juneyjune,
i showed you my depresses face and talked to you at night. we talked about things that really mattered and stuff that doesn't. i always took your pencils pens and water bottle and you played along with me even though during a certain period of time you stopped talking to me. I WAS SO SAD AND UNLOVED THANKS TO YOU! hmfp.

you wrote me letters and we would exchange postcards and letter that we wrote during maths and i would always turn to the back and take your stuff. I LOVE YOUR PENCIL CASE. cause it was mental-likeish, just like mine, the cow one. but now mine is my formal wallet:D

HEEHAW ;/ we are norine clones - norinenean.(NOR-RIN-NA-EAN)haha. lets talk about my current loss. my handphone. I WANT YOU TO MAKE ONE FOR ME. oh and also, during chinese, me and andrea was molest and play with you. but now, you are in a different class ( well only me, you and andrea are in the same class) dammit. UNFUN. strolling to ms.au's class and pretend to walk fast when she can see us. ahah waste her pratical time :P naughty us.

lets go out soooooon. okay :D see you tmr. BUY ME A DRINK.

much love,
JAC<3>

2007-01-10T15:59:00.002+08:00

FUCKK.

~~XXXXXXX~~ took my phone away! wahlau! no justice please. ive already ended school and im allowed to use my phone. BUT NOO. he said that OTHER CLASSES are still having lessons. but its them NOT ME. DAMMIT. fucker. and now i cant send important messages to my friend and she will never know something ):<>URGHH. EVILLLLLL

i just bought another fish:D its called ping. and its fighting with the others.
YOU PISS ME OFF! i am going to sleep. :( SEE MY ANGRY/PISS FACE!CHEEBAI!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2007-01-09T21:10:00.000+08:00

yesterday was the first trng that i went to this year. im so proud of myself.:D but something bad happened.:( but i just dont know what i did that was wrong. hmmm. anyways trng is was not bad then it got worst, i can say that i am super duper unfit. OO HOP HOP! june is so lovely! HELLO JUNIPER. oh and i think that sean is super cool. i watched the first episode of prison break and when lincon was turning his head agasint the wall, my sister asked what he was doing, then i said "starting the theme song" cause the theme song had something like that. him doing that pose or that movement

I AM ACHING ALL OVER.

2007-01-05T18:38:00.000+08:00

Today I slept for two hours in the afternoon and the sec one orientation seemed so much cleaner that ours. :/ oh wells.
and I also had to read somethign about childhood poem of english class. Oh and during English THE JULY, we made a lot of noise talking about what you want to be when you were a child. yulica wanted to be a Moustache cause its sexy Clare wanted to be a peanut. I wanted to be a mermaid!:D cut off the seals tail and sew it to my body. yucks it sounds gross :P AWF AWF AWF.

2007-01-04T15:37:00.000+08:00

YESTERDAY was the second day of school, and it wasn't that bad :D
English was kinda weird and we had to write something about "THE RAIN AND I" anything about the rain and I. It had to be in proper English.
Andrea wrote: "the rain and I are scared of lighting and thuder. The rain and I are scared of ..."
Clare wrote: " the rain goes pop pop pop splashed something something (:" but hers had sound effects.
mine was about the rain and I being best friends and when it rains I wake up and go outside and play. Then when its shining I go to bed. It was odd and doesn't make sense but she didn't mind? :/

science lesson was fun [: we laughed about the scientific things. One of the thing was the fetus and i thought it was so cute and i wanted to hold it and crushed its unborn body into tiny pieces.
we made so much noise at the back. laughing about silly things like the boy's body. *ahem*

chinese lesson was ONLY fun even she haven't started teaching. cause we were talking about seals and clare was laughing non stop. oh and adrea called me a moronic case. :/ whatever! tan poh yoke said "G" like GEE. we laughed again so when the other class came to join us, yulica told mandy about this and i asked her which class did they go again? she said "GEE103" HAHAHA.

2007-01-03T15:35:00.000+08:00

Today was the first day of school and its was horrible. I'm having Mr and Ms teo jingling. :/ and threes more discipline. The recess today was super crowded cause I think the sec ones three fours were all there.
BUT on the plus side is we start school at 7.30 and end school 1.35, much early and for the later days instead of 2.25 its now 2.10. its at least 15mins later. WHICH STILL COUNTS!
went to sji today to pick up Sean boy. :/
I have many fierce teacher :(
debra didnt come to school today cause of fever, and nadia went off for her peer support thing. oh and yulica-balls got caught for her beautiful red hair! AHA!
(yesterday i saved a boy :D)

2007-01-01T00:49:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! ITS THE YEAR 2007!
:D

2006-12-30T22:24:00.000+08:00

I bought three more fishys! YAYAYAYA. Plus oxygen bubbles and new glass not plastic tank. :D

hello Janice, why are you so bored? Would like to play mahjong and win?
Janice: uh huh! I am so depressed. Cause my hormones are insane. and i only bought ONE new cd - jay chou. and today you fed the fishes TOO MUCH FOOD! the white one is going to die from over eating.
anyways, just now on the radio, some dj was asking how was yati spending her last 2006 weekend. she said ' hanging out with friends and familys, and something something else. so i told my daddy, i said i spent my last 2006 weekend at home watching tv and playing mahjong. how exciting. some weirdo has just messaged my to bring my sec one textbook. WHO ARE YOU! oh she is germaine. do i know you germaine? eh wait. i do know two. one from st.nick the other from ij the prefect. and she sent to the wrong number.
janice was sad and she asked me if i could open my friend's chirstmas present and we could play it. WE FISHED! the wind up toy ( no battery needed) :D
nicholas got my postcard! it was fantastic!

everyone! 2007 is just 30 hours away from now, so make use of it. do things that you can never do in the year 2007. like brush your teeth on 2006, you cant do that in 2007! :D thats so stupid. i know!

2006-12-28T23:14:00.000+08:00

merry belated chirstmas everyone.

my chirstmas was like anyother day so nothing special happened. :/
i bought two new fishes and they are gonna live til CHINESE NEW YEAR!yay
i hope on the 31th, during the vivo city count down, IT WOULD RAIN! MUHAHAHA.
my nails are now pink, hot pink and it looks rather weird.
and i also knew that i earthquake happened! :D im so updated! haha well no lah, HEARD FROM PEOPLE .

2006-12-21T09:30:00.000+08:00

I FOUND IT!
Hello everyone!
I am back! Finally. I missed home so much. New York was fucking cold; it was like 0- 5 degree. I had to wear at least four to five layers of clothes and put on tones of cream. Our first hotel was the Hampton. The shower was horrible; the television screen was so small (I think my living room telly is ten times bigger) at least the bed wasn’t small. The room was super tiny and with the luggage on the floor, we had a hard time walking from my bed to the toilet. Oh the toilet floor was always wet.

Dinner was at Uncle’s Jack steak house. It was a five star restaurant was the steak yuck. But the toilet was nice though: D && you know the yellow cabs in New York, HAH I SAT IN ONE OF THOSE! It was so cool! I was outside TRL! Times square. Had a private tour around New York and one of the tour, I saw ms.chong; the PE teacher. I went to the TRUMP TOWER! Well not inside, just outside. I took a picture with the doorman and he said that Donald trump just went up to his office FIVE MINS AGO.
So that’s about New York, cold, expensive and the sun set really fast.

After New York, took a flight to Orlando Florida. The flight was delay and there was this creepy man sitting next to my mom and me. He kept smelling touching and rubbing his hand. He brought a book up but didn’t read it. All he did was opened it and looked at it for three seconds and the closes it and smelt touched and rubbed his hand again. It was hard not to look at him. He had white hair and huge glasses, wore a green jacket and carry and green trolley bag. And kept looking at mummy and me. The flight was 3hrs, but with the stupid delay, it was like about 1 hrs in New York international airport. So boring.

Orlando Florida Disneyland hotel was the best. The television shows were fantastic! There was this new show called ‘ Life With Derek’ funny show. There was like back-to-back episodes of charmed, life with Derek, Phil of the future, that’s so raven, the Suite life of Zack and Cody and Hannah Montana. But all these show were only at night. In the morning, while getting ready to leave for DISNEYLAND! The second greatest place ever, (first is home) we tuned in to radio Disney. They play songs sang by Disney stars, Christmas songs by Disney star and all that mumbo jumbo songs. I sat Rock&roller coaster starring areosmith, met Ariel from the little mermaid, got autographs from Disney characters watched the fire works. It was amazing! For national day, the fire works are like only for 5 minutes but in US it was 20 whole minutes of pop pop band bang sounds in the sky. We went of an animal trail, it was awesome! I saw two giraffes and two lions and a lot of deer and five pigs and four elephant and a one thousand-year-old tree and it looked like it was up side down. And many more animals. Pink flamingos – their colors was so pinkish pink. Like the ones you see on TV! We also went to Universal Studio and my daddy sat the ride ‘ the mummy’ with me Jamie and Sean. Yah that’s about it?

And it wasn’t as cold as New York but still colder than Miami. Which was a FOUR FUCKING HOURS DRIVE FROM FLORIDA. Our so-called taxi driver, kept playing weird LOUD music, it was horrible! And his driving wasn’t really that good. It was like bump bump smooth bump bump smooth smooth bumpy all the way. I was so nausea, kept on burping. So much gas. But it rained in Miami. Everyday.

Welcome to Miami. After a four-hour drive, we went to our hotel called ‘ mutiny’ it was the nice hotel but the view was fabulous. It was the pier for boats and yacht. Grass and people. Shopping was alright. Bought tones of trashy magazine – about brad Pitt ange Lindsay lohan brit Paris Hilton. They not wearing underwear. Bah bah bah. Had a tour again, but this time he talked a lot more. He never ever stops talking. Ever when going home, its all dark and we are trying to sleep, he talks! I saw beautiful fishes and coral in the ocean. Saw a snow crab and threw stones at it. Oops! But I ate snow crabs for dinner. Yummy. Hmmm. The 18-hour flight from Newark airport to Singapore was terrible. But I slept about 12 hours and watched little miss sunshine pirates of the Caribbean and prince of Egypt! Whee I’m home. Ta-da!

Its now 12.32 a.m, my Internet connection is spoilt so I’m kinda like blogging on the Microsoft word. In us, it’s about 1.33 pm. But I’m glad that im home. My own room big bed. Ahh.
Bye.
editied- this is for my best buddie JANICE!

and this is for nick! LOOK! I TOOK A PICTURE OF A GIRAFFE
THE BLUE TONGUED CREATURE. :D

20/12/06 the holiday- movie

2006-12-20T20:06:00.000+08:00

i am super uber mega DUPER bored right now.
i've got two HUGE blisters on both my feet.
i just had dinner and woke up from an hours nap.
ooh and the post about the NEW YORK is still in the laptop, microsoft word :D

this morning was a really weird morning. first jamie comes in my room at about 2.00am and asked me if i was asleep and i told her to try and sleep. one hour later, janice came and took the laptop and said that she was hungry. then brian called and told me he was bored and couldn't sleep. i went down to the kitchen to join janice and jamie and we ate leftover from yesterday's lunch. HAHA we stayed up from 3 - 7 am. 7 all of us went to sleep and woke up at 9.

met gen at cine and i saw jamie and tyanne. we watched THE HOLIDAY, JUDE LAW IS SUPER HOT and he is a daddy. we did some christmas shopping and went town and vivo city. talked to stella and cheryl.
aiye, jetlaggg. i must sleep. so tiredd SHOOTME! BANG BANG
its like about 9.15am in us. i should be awake but i was awake the whole day.
goodnight

byebye

2006-12-01T20:52:00.000+08:00

BYEBYE SINGAPORE! I'M GOING AWAY FOR THREE WEEKS.

i'll be back on the 20 of December !
Auf Wiedersehen.

:D

2006-11-30T23:49:00.000+08:00

2006-11-30T23:26:00.000+08:00

hellooooo jac!
this is nick here
:D
so sad jac is leaving for US sat morning
hahhaha
no more random stuff
and crazy lamee ideas
no more singing!
hahhaaa
oh well.
random fact
best way to lose phone battery cover
is to run around cinema playing tag like silly idiots
climbing over chairs :D
hahahahhaha
the best cooking show is cooking with jac
cos dishes are easy to make you see
soup and souce make the day's special
contact jac for more information
hehe
i have nothing much else to say
seeyou threeeeee long weeks from now!
till then you'll get to read mail(s) :D
alright then!
bye jac!
hahha dont freeze in the US?
takecare! <3

deck the halls

2006-11-30T15:20:00.000+08:00

i slept with no curtain yesterday night. it was so hard to sleep! the HDB flats was so bright. i woke up super early today - 4.33am 7.29am 8.30 am 9.10am.
met up with nick at the cathay we watched deck the halls. WE WERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE THEATER! amazing. watched 'meet the robinsons' trailer, there was this funny line.

the dinosaur was hitting its head against the wall just to
get the boy who was leaning all the way in the corner
evil man: why are you not getting the boy?
dinosaur: i have big head and very little arms.

HHAHAHAHA
before the movie started, we kinda played and i ran up and down the place. jumping and climbing on the sits. while the movie was screening, we played tag. ran up and down left right. made alot of noise. it was our personal home theatre. IT WAS SUPER FUN. ( tag you're it )
after the movie we went to eat and he ate some noodles with mushroom and bean spout! i did a cooking with jac special. :D
walked around ps and got dayna her birthday present, and bought her a FANTASTIC wrapping paper. that's all i did for this morning. THAT WAS A GREAT MORNING.
AFTERNOON - i packed my stuff for my tripp! OHYAY!
BYEEEEEEEEEE(:

2006-11-29T22:03:00.000+08:00

training was horrible. we ran like lunatics.
both of my last toe hurts. :(
I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY IN THREE DAYS FROM TODAY. :DD
my favourite man came today:the man that cleans my room. making it smell nice. :D
stupid construction workers - got ALMOST all my clothes dirty and dusty.
my mummy had to bring them to the dry cleaners. in janice term its called 'sitting there like morons' well thats what we are going to do after our THREE WEEKS vacation! BINBANG!
i have to pack all my clothes by tmr morning before 11.00am. so early! but, i will be watching deck the halls with nick.
AND AND AND the best part of today is i sort of made a new friend in sicc. i forgot to ask for her name BUT she plays golf, sec one, SCGS. yupp.
tonight, i have no curtains. so i would have to sleep with the glass window, able to see everything outside and everything outside will be able to see me!
EE!so creepy. at night, bats fly around.

2006-11-26T23:24:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOVEL! YOU ARE FINALLY 14. BIG GIRL ALREADY.
♥I finally I know the trick to this heart thing! IM SO SMART!:/ why didn't I think of it sooner? I can just copy the hmtl off the template from this blogskin cause it has a pink heart below the title. YAY!
i saw Clare today in town, with her mother. We had crystal jade for lunch and steak for dinner. WatchedMr.&Mrs. Smith and Charlie and the chocolate factory. I'm going to USA in less than one week! SO I shall -

go for training at least two more times - Wednesday and Friday
go out one more time
try not to fall sick

today
I helped my daddy do some gardening, cause there were a lot of weeds and since we are going to USA, he wanted our house to not look like a haunted house. Cause usually those abandoned old farm houses. So yeah. Then we had steak for dinner with potato and mushroom soup.
I'm lazy to type anymore. :D but im going out again tmr.
this is white and nerdy parody of chamillionaire's Ridin - Weird Al. Enjoy

2006-11-25T22:07:00.000+08:00

AHAHA nicholas! try to beat my randomess lamess and stupidness :D i pretty much said everything that happened in that episode.

`television is so cool.
`it produces colour and sound
`in scince form, heat and light is produced.
`i am amazed at how the cartoons can move!:O

but Kim Possible looks so weird in episode Animal Attraction
its about ANI-MAL-OGY. predicts your perfect mate, what person you are.
WOW! now senior senior is and angry. grrr.
ron is a pink sloth - pink sloth is a lowest amongest the lowest, a follwer, an outcast.
soulmate - ameliea something otter.
kim is a blue fox - born leader, perfectionest, cant resist a challenge.
soulmate - yellow trouts - only cares about himself (senior senior junior)
pop pop portor advertisiment. ron and rufus just ate all the mini corndog.

rufus is too light to press the red button so ron suggested that he eats the mini corndogs in his pocket. so fat.

ron's feet are frozen solid and they are in the water skiing towards the billionair club. kim possible just saved this guy who was stuck to the door handle. and senior just aimed the laser at the huge ice. now junior is thinking what ron said ' you blue foxes think you know everything' junior is saying that are made to be they are soulmate. senior told junior to go home and plot their next revenge.kim opens her locker and flower come flowing out. wade streamed a E-card that junior sent her " my dear blue fox,i will count the hours until my father somthing something. goodbye my love" aww thats so sweet.

!i've completed my story. well not really but yeah. :))
ER i dont want to type anymore. :/

2006-11-25T21:00:00.000+08:00

mood: lazy
television show: i not stupid too
OH SWEET INTERNET! how i missed you. yesterday, i woke up 9.30! super early, and i get to watch the little mermaid! FINALLY. barry came over and ate beef noodles. it rained and we got wet. :/ watched the simpsons( the whole of season five) dumb homer :D packed our things and when to intercontinental hotel to stay for the day, but parents slept there for the night cause jamie and i slept in their room. i was suppose to go bugis but partsy didnt want too :( so i ended swimming with sean for about an hour, and i went to the gym with janice. we cycled for about 12 mins and lost about 50 calorise:D one frenchfries but we had club sandwich with fries so we only burnt one fries many more to go :/ everyone except for me and jamie, when to watch james bond movie. so me and jamie stayed in the hotel and watched tv - the ending of charmed, ghost whisperer and liar liar. i got so bored, i wrote a letter to nick and then i messaged him about me being hungry and pancakes and hushbrown from macs. YUM*CHOMP* i'm watching 'i not stupid too'.soulfree - what a stupid name for a cat. if i had a cat i think i'll call it diamond :D its shiny! and expensive. bAH! im going to USA in one week. so this tuesday, is my last day going outt! alright! and it doesnt count training. i think .
i went for mass today! woohoo, and i was messagin nick and i dared him to tell dayna message dayna " i think you are fat " and he did. but went i saw her reaction, i kept on laughing! BUT she wanted to kill him, tired so hard to stop her and told him not to scold him cause if she does then i also kena .
bleahh! i sooooooooo bored.now. dayna has shiny shoulders. :D
byebye

BOWLING :DDD

2006-11-23T20:42:00.000+08:00

mood: tired/sleepy.
music: The Geeks get the Girl-American Hi-Fi

i woke up super early today, and its not a training day :) i woke up at 10.30! i just missed my little mermaid show but i went to my brother's school -PSLE RESULTS TODAY! he got 246! so smart! he has the higest PSLE score among the cousinhood. went for lunch, came home and slacked for half an hour then we when to SICC to bowl. we had to wait for half an hour cause they are trying out this new machine. i think its to clean the bowling alley - make it smoother? so anyways, we played three rounds. i won the first round! HOOWOO! then i think sean won the other two rounds.. dangit. he was the lousy player since until today.he said a song helped him ' oh margy, you came and brought me a turkey, something something' yeah! he kept singing that song and acint all monkeyish. MONKEY POWER. "twinkle fingers" THERES PRISON BREAK TONIGHT :D OH&my friend sent me this - i think its from photobucket
look! flounder swims! and theres bubble. ahhh
yesterday night
both my brother and i coudnt sleep so, we hanged out in jance'e room. i took the camera and told sean to pose like ANTM. and he did? anyways i took alot of picture of him. in some of them he looks gayish. hahahaha. HE IS SO P R E T T Y.

bah: (

2006-11-22T20:32:00.000+08:00

i'm bored.
AND MY TEEVE IS BUSTED :(
edit
mood:BLAH! so lame/ boring/everything which is not fun.
music: 1985 - Bowling for Soup
well, im freaking bored now. i didnt go for trng and for thr steamboat treat. i'm lost in many many games of resveri. :( and i was about to win when this french guy just left the game asshole !@#$%" super annoying.
FATIN is using the old msn, and so she couldn't see my wonder creation of paint. :] its fabulous. theres something about yesterday night conversation with nick! BAH!

eeyer!somthing is wrong, i cant see the picutre. oh wells, i guess you would have to click it to see it! so anyways, i think i'm going to the park - no where here town! and i'm going to stick to it. no more town cause the wallet cannot take it. i watched the tyra banks show half way. it was about nicole richie. oooh did you know that fatin and i are related by PARIS HILTON! SHE IS OUR AUNT! that is the coolest thing ever. oh and donald trump is my uncle. fatin is wondering ' if jac is related then why is she always so broke?' oh these are the question that haunts her. CURRENTLY we are fighting about clare's xanga blogskin. isit mary-kate and ashely or just some random models. i say is mk&a. BUT she says that its some random models. and apparently she won cause she CLAIMED that she went to that page before. right
OHWHEE, i just received a testimonial gen is she scolding me because i didnt go for trng and she brought her laptop. oh oops, my bad! SORRY LAH!
dammit! WHY DIDN'T I GO FOR TRAINING. SOMEONE SHOOT ME! FUCK LAH! IT WAS FUCKING SLACK.

blah!

DINGALONG AND BINGAFONG

2006-11-22T00:16:00.001+08:00

*INSIDE JOKE*:D

HAHAHA I HAD THIS REALLY FUN CONVERSATION WITH NICK:

we started off with-you are weird then we talked about me having a huge pimple right smack in the middle in my nose! i cant show you guys the picture cause i dont know the blogger thingy is not working :(then its blah blah blah UNTIL i said that im gonna do something fucking lame,i called and said HELLO AND BYE AND PUT DOWN THE PHONE. MUHA!
then we called and shouted weird things like BAH HEEHAW, PANDSAID.

and this was before he was about to sleep:
IM GONNA CALL YOU AND SAY BAH!
THEN YOU SAY PANGSAIS
AND THEN I SAY HELLO
AND THEN YOU SAY OKAY,
GOODNIGHT DINGALONG,
THEN I SAY OKAY GOODNIGHT BINGAFONG.
im talking to brian online. woah! this has been one fucked up night!

HEEHAW!

WOWLALA

2006-11-19T18:27:00.000+08:00

went of mass with dayna yesterday! yay. and i saw her fabulous green braces, and played with it too. had dinner at a japanese resturant and misses i not stupid too. DANGIT cause my family wanted to see the christmas light in town. SO PRETTY.
i was woke up at 1.30pm this morning and watched some show on youtube-its now my favourite show. anyways, i was suppose to go for the risen chirst comfirmation mass today but i didnt. and stella told me yesterday that she didnt want to go out but just now she called and said that she wanted to eat crystal jade. crazy! im so boredddddddddddddddd. i want someone fun :/

i slept my afternoon away(:

2006-11-17T22:47:00.000+08:00

i'm too lazy to type anything today:/ i think i shall eat ice cream and watch teev.so bye

walked/played/rained/walked/cycled/walked/ate :D

2006-11-16T21:26:00.000+08:00

i woke up at 12+ went stella called me if i wanted to met up with her, but i didnt and went back to sleep and woke up at 1. jamie rushed me to change and get into the car but i ended not going to town with my sister and brother. i talked to annabelle and she said that she wanted to go cycling and i agreed to follow her cycled. went to her house about 2.10pm and played with BACON! he kept scarying me and licking me! ee! i just want to cut off his tongue. HAHA. felicia was bored and she was on speaker on belle's phone. MUCH LATER, annabelle realised that we were late to meet up with esther and it was raining damm heavily and annabelle made me walk in the rain! EVIL! i was soaking wet and my sunglasses were too! :( we walked to bishan park and it was a LONG way there. went to the rental shop and rent a bike for $8 each for an hour. so we got to return the bike by 4.15pm. so annoying. we cycled ALOT and then we got tired. there were this group of people 6girls and 3-4 boys. and i called them my project caused i wanted to know their age and i was supposed to ask them but annabelle and esther didnt want. DANGIT! oh and on our way back to the bike rental shops, we stepped in grass and mud! EWL! our feet were dirty, oh and went we walked passed the taps, i saw this ACJC guy and said OOooO.as we walked towards the playground, we saw the ACJC guy with this girl in a orange shirt. and i think they are together, i said DANGIT! AHAH they laughed and annabelle said that im attracted to attached guys. :D haha and i said that they are much more fun then those who are not? :P oh well. esther shirt was dirty and so was mine, we headed back to annabelle's place with a big bottle of green tea and three tonyum. ate and watched the devil wears prada. i forwarded most of the watch cause it was rather boring and annabelle's sister connea( her eyes) kinda tore, cause of wearing too much contacts. SO PEOPLE! DONT WEAR CONTACTS SO OFTEN! its not good for you. so she is pretty much blind FOR THAT WEEK :D
HAHA HELLO ANNABELLE AND ESTHER. I HAD SO MUCH FUN!

BAH!

2006-11-15T13:53:00.000+08:00

my brother was watching PB&J just now on playhouse disney! AIYOH BOY! you next year sec one still watch cartoon! anyways, i finished packing my books ALRIGHT! and now my shelfs is super duper neat. and all the papers are either filed or thrown away. i surived only on fishmen sweet. my sister kept coming into my room and looking through my test books. tonight is my cupboards. which is damm messy. you cannot find anything at the bottom all you see in the top part which is messay and filled with rubbish.
:D this morning jaime called to wake up me. MY SWEET MORNING CALLER. but i sounded so angry-sorry dear! i was still having the dratted sore throat! about 5 hours later, pearlyn called me and asked me if i wanted to go out but i couldnt understand what she was saying because it was so noisy at her side. so i ignored her and went back to sleep and it was about 12.12pm then i woke up. :D and went downstairs and stoned! OH CRAP! THE NANNY IS ON NOW. dantgit!
i was talking to jaime on msn. asked her who went for trng today, and six sec twos and many many sec ones. and mrloh didnt ask for me! WAH! :( I FEEL SO UNLOVED BY HIM. but i'll train this friday! i must and i will! my morning caller will call and i will get out of bed! YES! I KNOW I CAN DO IT!
I want to eat xiao long bao! but noo, mama dont allow! why? oh yeah and yesterday night, she came upstair to tell us that if we dont go to bed by half an hours time, she will switch off the power line. SO EVILL! but in the end she didnt, cause i think she was asleep by then. sean and janice said that they were hungry so they went down and made maggi mee. while i watched SMOSH production. super funny. sean liked the pokemon sped up vision. and now currently youtube is under some connection problem! :P GOSH! im listening to hilary duff- wake up! HAHAHA.
i talked to chris yesterday night about MY SPECIAL CHRSITMAS PARTY. he can be santa, i am jingles, ivan is the elf and dont who is the raindeer. i need someone bigger in size. woots! its gonna be the best christmas party ever! we will have life band christmas tree , food and drinks games and the best part EXCHANGING GIFTS! :))
GENEVIST! er, i forgotten what i wanted to shout at you. :/
NOW JAIME TELLS ME THAT SHE IS GOING TO BINTAN ON FRIDAY! OHNO! NO MORE MORNING CALL FOR THAT DAY AND MONDAY. HAVE FUN JAIME. BUY ME BACK A LITTLE SOMTHING SOMETHING SWEETHEART!

I SEE ALOT OF DUST!

2006-11-14T22:20:00.000+08:00

I FINALLY PACKED ALL MY WHOLE YEAR'S PAPER WORK! alrightt!

i spent 2hours on it. not including the clean and the airing of the room. i cleared all my papers, and i threw away VERY little things this year. WHY? i dont know. maybe i guess they are all important.
i realised that i've got alot of letters this whole. ten times more than last year. :D and i put them all in a file. and i call it MY FAN MAIL! i slept at 4am this morning case i was only dont packing at 2 and i played and stoned with my siblings. chris kept me company until 2++ then he said that he wanted to sleep. we chatted online then his mother said that he had to go offline as he is GROUNDED.
monday- i was suppose to go for trng BUT i think i was having a sore throat and was playing sims! AHA! my season family has two kids and the mother is not marrid and she slept with more than 10 men. four marrid the others are still singles. :) NAUGHTY! the first daughter is in colleage while the second one is still a child. enough of my slutish family. genevist is grounded for going out too much and watching two movies in one week! that is so not a crime! ~~UNREASONABLE MOTHER!~~ well she almost of another week of grounding for laughing too loudly! WHAT KIND OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT IS THAT?

BLEAHH.

today i went to school and bought my next year school books and stuff. i saw stephy's little sister! she is soo cute! and yeah the books are very heavy. :( i shall continue packing my ROOM. the messyist thing this house!

hear this, its really funny!
' i want to train! its so tempting BUT i just dont want to wake up!"

NAH EVERYBODY THIS IS SEAN'S STORY

2006-11-13T01:33:00.001+08:00

hello all! i was forced to do this so that i could SCARE his friend.
nah!

Act 1: Classroom Scene
Narrator: Class Primary six. Sitting for PSLE this year. Students, most of them however, not worried or interested.
Bell: Ringgggggggggggggggggg
Teacher: Ok, class recess is over. I have your results for the test you sat for a week ago. Class average, 25. Of a class of 4 pupils, 3 scored 0. If you do simple calculations, which I think most of you will not, 1 person scored 100.
Boy 1: Wahh, so smart, Einstein Kristinsson’s (kris-tin-sonn-s) baby!
Teacher: no, it’s Albert Einstein and no, Jimmy’s last name is not Kristinsson, neither is it neutron so don’t bother asking.
Jimmy: I’m also not a baby, and if you’re asking, you are!
(Teacher gives out the paper)
Boy 1: Really, huh, ow paper cut!!!
Jimmy: Told you so
Boy 2: Wahh, both smart and psychic, oh could you teleport like in the movies?
Teacher: ok, ok, Jimmy, could you please pass me a plaster?
(Jimmy gets the plaster and gives it to teacher)
(Teacher put it on the boy)
Teacher: ok Jimmy, you don’t have to stay back on Friday
Jimmy: Sweet!
Teacher: as for the rest of you, retest on Friday, study hard and George stop bribing me please. If you keep giving me $100 per test, by the end of the year, I would have saved up for 3 limos, 5 bungalows and I would be able to have a money bath every hour.
George (Boy 3): is that expensive?
(Teacher looks irritated)
Jimmy: (facing the teacher) I’ll answer this question for you. (Facing George) to us yes, to you or maybe Bill gates and the president of U.S.A. no
Bell: Ringgggggggggggggggggg
Teacher: ok class dismissed!
Class: yeah!
(Running out of the class)
Narrator: Jimmy, as you can see, is your average brain-ne-act (brain-y-act), but things do not usually appear, as it seems. Soon enough, you’ll realize Jimmy isn’t that happy.
(Two weeks later)
Act 2: Classroom scene
Teacher: ok class results for yesterday’s test average; I’m disappointed to say, 11. But I’m happy to say, boy 1 scored 15, boy 2 scored 14, boy 3 scored 13 and jimmy, I’m disappointed with yours, 2.
Class: huh?
Teacher: you couldn’t even get 1=0+1 correct.
Boy 2: then where did his 2 marks come from?
Teacher: oh, the school had a new policy, write your name, date and index number and 2 marks are free for you. Anyway, to help you out for your retest this afternoon, I will be watching you, if you have any questions feel free to ask me. To keep your mind off the failure, I baked you some cookies.
Boy 1: hey, why didn’t you bake me cookies when I had 2.
Boy 2: yeah me too
Boy 3: yeah me three
Teacher: there is not enough cookie dough in the world
Jimmy: I think I need to see the school counselor
Teacher: ok, what can I do for you, Jimmy?
Jimmy: you’re not the school counselor
Teacher: well, I got a promotion for improving the overall class grades, and I am now a school counselor as well. So, what can I do for you?
Jimmy, I’ve been feeling over-pressurized lately. I feel over-pressurized over-burdened, over-stressed, over…
Teacher: ok, I think I get the picture.
Jimmy: any remedies?
Teacher: To get your grades up, yes. to get your spirits up, no. However, I think I know some people who have remedies for that.
Jimmy: who? Is it people I know?
Teacher: Oh, you know them all right. In fact, they’re in this room
Jimmy: please not your talking pens. You gave them to me when I had the flu and you it would cure me but instead, it gave me a headache.
Teacher: this time I’m meant your classmates
Jimmy: classmate! My classmates! They can’t even do 1 times table!
Teacher: actually they scored full marks in that section. Seriously my point is be a kid, have some fun. But not too much fun. Think about it this way, all work and no play make Jimmy a dull boy.
Jimmy: Jack! Make Jack a dull boy, my name is Jimmy, you can’t change proverbs, but I get your point.
Narrator: and so Jimmy played with his classmates and had fun. Eventually his grades when up and they live happily ever after, too bad this isn’t a fairy tale.
Boy 1: Moral 1 all work and no play make anyone a dull person
Boy 2: Moral 2 Pressure can really be annoying
Jimmy: Moral 3 classmates and teachers are always with no matter what

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and i hope that you enjoyed it

Sean.

I LOVE MY JUNIOR GENVIST!

abs-girl

so sexy

hu haha

lalala~

LAME DAY:)

2006-11-12T21:59:00.000+08:00

Taylor Lautner-acter in shark boy and lava girl
i woke up at 12 and ate beef noodles, played sims for 3 hours and then i watched telly all the way until 9.00pm. shark boy and lavagirl show is damm lame! we kept funny about its lameness and jamie found it so lame that she decided to stop watching. TODAY ON DISNEY CHANNEL IT WAS WENDY WU! ahaha. most of the show was fighting and i think in half an hour, the show will be over cuase the fighting takes one hour. :)
Give it up to me-Sean Paul.

ITS FABULOUS :) my sister's friend said that her blog content was damm funny! THANK YOU! i typed all that out. pearlyn just messages me: do you want to watch the grudge 2 again? ARE YOU KIDDING? i could barely sleep that day. i even have AFTERNOONMARES. :P

STEP UP

2006-11-10T21:15:00.000+08:00

TODAY WAS SUPER DUPER FUN:D
had trng in the morning, i met patrick then we walked to school together. when we go there, i saw mr.loh pointing at me. i thought he was talking about me saying that why am i with him BUT actually he was saying "look at that girl galek galek" >:( did ten rounds for warm up then drills.
then jac pearlyn and i went to pearlyn's house to slack while pearl change into something CLEAN. talked alot of rubbish and got hit by jac MANY MANY times. went to cine and watched STEP UP! went to heeren for lunch. i order wanton mee and with chilli. i didnt know jac couldnt eat chilli! she ate so slow and was tearing. pearlyn fed her while i ate her share. saw the time and quickly ran to cine. we ran and stopped and gen said that she can feel the teh ping coming up. lucky, we got into the theatre in time for the movie, well we still had 5mins. (SAME THEATRE AS THE GRUDGE 2, THEATRE 3)
during the movie, pearlyn gen and i kept on laughing and making alot of noise. pearlyn accident took out the arm rest of the other side and we laughed at it and tried putting it into our bags. but it couldnt fit. we laugh and made stupid faces at jac. :D gen and i were laughing at the smallest thing they did. since we sat at the back, everytime they danced or a nice song came on, i would stand on the chair and start dancing. HAHA
I HAD SO MUCH FUN TODAY! I LOVE MY MOVIE BUDS.:D
GEN HAS ABS BUT SHE JUST DONT WANT TO SHOW IT ;)
KISSY FACE

2006-11-09T23:25:00.000+08:00

TOBY HEMINGWAY :)
is so sexy.

the grudge 2

2006-11-08T22:35:00.000+08:00

today was my first training for the WHOLE holiday. and it was toturous, for warm up, we did like 10 rounds. my stamina is horrible, i think about the 6 round i was sturggling. NO GOOD! well enough about trng. after trng, gen jaime and i wanted to watch a movie BUT we only decided at cine. i wanted to watch the grudge while jaime didnt want but i begged her and pleaded. and i told her if she couldnt sleep then she could call me as i wouldnt be able to sleep anyways. jac and i were complaint on how hurngy we were and i asked gen to follow me to the ticket booth and bought the last row, two couple sits, right in the center. :D. we ate at this really horrible japanese "fast food" restaurant. the food was YUCK. all we talked about was sports day, traning, our primary school cca, etc. we stayed there for about one hour, then jaime went to buy her drink while me and jac went to the washroom. as we went down the escalator i saw a girl who looks like pat from the side, but when she went up the escalator, i kept looking, and realised that it was margaux. one of hui shan, sipei, claudia's friend. AND I KNOW THAT MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS IS BIG. teet. i talked to her and blah blah.
when in the theatre, i got so excited and jaime and gen were perparing themselves while jac just kept asking me to sit down and dont make so make noise. GEEZ! during the movie, i was holding on to jac's hand throughout the whole show and almost my eyes were shut(half an eye was still open) gen jaime and i only FULLY OPEN our eyes when its bright. other than that its always one , half and eye or completely covered.
BUT THE BEST PART WAS, WHEN THE KID APPEARS, WE ALL SCREAMED AND JAC HAD TO COVER HER EYES AS OUR SCREAMS WERE REALLY HIGH. WE SCREAMED AND SCREAMED. only ones in the theatre making all the noises. after the movie, met margaux in the toilet.
and she was watching the movie ALONE. woahh! i invited her to walk with us for awhile. walked-talked about our circle of friends-window shopped.then we all when home. i got home and slept really long. my sisters kept diturbing me during my sleep and making so much noise. ANNOYING. :/ hmph! then dont what happened, i had a really bad dream. it was damm scary, afternoonmare.

theres was a staute, which was accidently broken, then inside was a heart, a
real live beating bleeding heart. and it was still moving. and theres another
one. i asked my mama to bring me to church in the middle of the night and then
the lights when off and something was written on the mirror then suddenly a
baby's head was struggling to come out from the door. and it was crying!

it was horrible. WAH! woke up and smiled at my mama and turned on the telly and watched princess hours. :D ate dinner and i kept my eyes open when i shower. im scared!
this week has been a movie marathon! i watch material girls, the grudge 2 and on friday, im gonna watch STEP UP! with jac again and pearlyn gen and maybe jaime.currently im aching and joshua is counting sheeping cause he cant sleep! haha 100!

hello clarissa. still want to pay for my ticket? <3

random.:D

2006-11-07T21:01:00.000+08:00

its been forever since me and stella last towned together.
but we are towning this saturday. NO MORE VIVO CITY PLEASE. i had enough of that place. :/ i'm waiting for my nail polish to dry so i can shower. i just cleaned it off yesterday and now i'm painting it back on. i'm not sure if i'm still going out with gen and jac tmr. i seriously hope that we dont go to vivo or town. i wish a new shopping mall would open. with new shops and new restaurant. singapore is so boring. its time for something new and exciting. URGHmeow. :D i will start going for training from tmr onwards. YES i must. determination!
clarissa! you are realy annoying me right now! just shessh STUPID!:D thank you!AND I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE OH SO VERY MUCH.one more thing. you are sooo weird, but still sweet. haha i cant wait for us to turn sec three. we will have even more fun then this and last year alright? you me and lolo will all be in the different class man!:( <---- see my sad face?

i watched meterial girls with my sister and mama. the show wasnt very nice though.its was so-so.my daddy is homee! YAY! we are going to raffles tmr.

i feel super lousy now.DANGIT. i want to go out everyday and spend alot of money on stuff. i want candy and sweets and alot of clothes. blah blaah. WATCH ME BANG MYSELF.BANG BANG BANG

TODAY

2006-11-05T17:51:00.000+08:00

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Do the following without complaint
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she has been tagged.
4. Start your post with "I have been tagged!" then do this.

FAVOURITES
Favourite Colour: Orange, Yellow, Red. oh... one colour har? Orange.
Favourite Food: Japanese,Chinese,AmercianCuisine
Favourite Song:
Favourite Movie: all moive which is funny and none horror.
Favourite Sport: none, though im in track.
Favourite Day of the Week: Wednesday
Favourite Season: WINTER.
Favourite Ice-Cream: ICE CREAM-dark chocolate.

CURRENTS
Current Mood: tired and sleepy
Current Taste: soup from dinner
Current Clothes: school PE shirt and white Fbt shorts.
Current Desktop: the acer bacckground
Current Toe Nail Colour: Blueish green
Current Time: 8.13 p.m
Current Surroundings: outside my room.
Current Annoyance: the loud tv downstairs.
Current Thoughts: What else did parents buy for me?

FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Chirstine and Justine Foo
First Crush: some boy in kindergarten
First Movie: the little mermaid. i think.:D
First Lie: not sure.
First Music: er. some weird song.

LASTS
Last Cigarette: Never will try.
Last Drink: coke light.
Last Car Ride: Took a bus back home.
Last Crush: cant remember.
Last Movie: The Covenant
Last Phone Call: someone called and said "oh sorry wrong number"
Last CD Played: Westlife.

HAVE YOU EVER
Have You Ever Dated One of Your Best Friend: Nope. :)
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Illegally. download music.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
Have You Ever Skinny-Dipped: NO!
Have You Ever been on TV: i think so? or maybe not.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Dont Know: no

THINGS
1 thing You Do When You Are Bored:- Stone for awhile then slowly doze to sleep.
2 Things You Can Hear Right Now:- the telly, my sister's conversation, my sister and her boyfriend talking.
3 Things You Did Today:-watched tv, ate, slept and used the computer.
4 Things You Are Wearing:- levi jean, zara top, fcuk shirt, outfitters shirt.
5 People to do this quiz:- everyone i know. please!

can you say trey annoying? my brother is so annoying! this whole morning he kept whining. "i want to go out! i have no life. why are you always going out? can you bring me out? i want to buy things. i havent taken the mrt before this whole year" theres more but yeah. he kept repeating them over and over and over again. i also wanted to go out but i have no one!:( so sad! yes. today is a sunday. sunday = to family day. my parents are coming home tmr morning 1.30am. im going there myself today! WOOTS! haha. alright. this is the first time im going there by myself. and its the green line. but its damm far from amk.so i think i shall go vivo city today. but i;m not comfirm if i'm still going out. pffts
i must wake up and go to school on monday. to collect the class results. oh man! i hope i get into the class i want. its raining again. so sian, i dont feel like going out anymore. bleahh.
oh well, once my parents are home, no more outing from morning to night and just going out whenever i want. have to seek permission and ask one day before. cannot just "bye jo. i'm going out" DANGIT.today is such a boring sunday. and the change of blogskin was totally done by me! ALRIGHT i finally learnt. UH HUH!:D

FANTASTIC

2006-11-05T01:03:00.000+08:00

i so fucking love this WHOLE WEEK!
monday- supposed to go for trng but didnt. stayed home and slacked
tuesday-went out with jac and bought a new top, two nail polish and a pair of diva earrings.(vivo city)
wednesday- again suppose to go for trng but didnt cause i over slept. met up with pearlyn and jac and walked around toa payoh. then got home and watched tv and stone.(toapayoh)
thursday-went out with nick in the morning, then in the afternoon went out with brian aaron and justin. walked around and played and stoned. WOAHH! after that bout 5 met up with nick again then walked and ate then went home to watch goong.(town,raffles city, vivo city, city hall, someulou place, marina)
friday- went out with patrick from morning to evening. watched movie, played, talked about ALOT of "stuff" :) met up with sipei and jiyin later. then when home and watched goong.(town,vivo city)
saturday- celebrated caroline's 14 birthday at cafe cartel. met up with siblings the got home and then one hour later went out to meet brian and aaron outside the prata house bus stop. we walked and ate at BK. :/ walked ALOT again. i wore shoe! first time this week. they talked WEIRD LANGUAGED. but still had alot of fun. yanyan and aa. we watched a fashion show. talked cork and did rubbish! walked through a SCARY PLACE. drink tehping. (upper thomson,bishan, raffles city, esplanade, amk everywhere.) and watched a performance which was quite nice. the tune was quite catchy. :) so funn.
THIS WHOLE WEEK IS SUCH A FABULOUS WEEK! AND ON SUNDAY I'M GOING OUT WITH P!

JUST FOR FUN

2006-11-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

this story has no meaning at all. but its just nice to read. well actually i'm just bored. its totally MADE-UP.
SO ENJOY:D but dont laugh until you choke annabelle.
BLEAHH! you WHEE BANANA. GAGAGOLGOL"says the old man near the river with a pocket full of worms. eating carrots and drinking yakults near the river bank with his mistress and his pet dog. his wife is secretly looking through a window. watching their everymove. kissing and touching. eyer!the wife came out the hut and yell!" why are you kissing my niece?" the old man was shocked! "shes your niece? gosh! i didnt know that. dang!" the old man was super embarrassed. but it was already too late. she was 4 months pregnant with his 5th child. scandals pair. and the old man didnt have sex with his wife in 8 years. since they got marrid they only had sex once. so what she did for pleasure was, every weekend, she would go to town to find her "boyfriend"a.k.a fuck buddy. he was tall dark and handsome. and he was only 18 while she was 40. old wrinkled and flabby. the old man was horrified and was ashamed. the other four kids are 12 9 5 3 and 1 year old. the niece didnt know that was her uncle. but she didnt care. her parents were hookers and grandmother was a slut working at the pizza place. serving pizza to old rich bastards. in her undies. WOW. she earn tonns of DIRTY cash. fast money. the niece was actually marrid to the man who works near the pencil shop. she bear 17 children for him. she was forced to give birth until she got a boy as the first 16 childrens were girls. and finally the last one was a boy. an Gorgeous, he had diry blonde hair, very fine features and perfect EVERYTHING. and he was tiny. but the father still loved him more than the girls. the girls were sold to rich man. with handsomes sons. the daughters led a WAY MORE BETTER life than the son. from having nothing to having EVERYTHING. he only one meal a day. and his mother left him after birth for her uncle and his father is a Womanizer. every other his father would bring back a bitch from somewhere and have sex with her. hoping that she will get pregnant then dump her and get another slut. he did that until he died. died of exhaustion. his willy was like down. no more sperm in his balls. so the son became like him and died the same way but earn wayy way much more than him cause he changes the old woman money. $2000 a night. so SMART.
WHAT A FABULOUS STORY
JACQUE.
AND AGAIN I AM NOT HORNY.

2006-11-03T20:37:00.000+08:00

AHA! I HAD SO MUCH FUN TODAY. AN ALL DAY THING. FROM MORNING TO NIGHT.
I SWORE THAT I NEVER GO TO VIVO CITY AGAIN, BUT I END UP THERE. :/ so no-life.
YUPP.. hello jamie! :D

2006-11-02T21:30:00.000+08:00

today was a very eventful day. i woke up at 9.30am. damm early.lucky nick messaged me in the morning if not i think i would not have woken up. :) met him at bishan interchange, we planned to go and walk around at bishan but end up in town. reached town, he wanted to buy a pair a slippers BUT the shops were still close. we walked from far east to heeren to paragon. went to toy r us and played with the toys acted like kids. then stella messaged to go to vivo city as she was on her way there. before we went there, i walked in a store and sprayed on perfume which accidently got onto him. i told him that he smelt "PRETTY" only on the left side.
went to vivo city and both of us complaint that the place was too cold. eat bens and jerrys. did some stupid stuff, before we headed to the mrt station as he had to go for trng. so i went home. half an hour later, brian called me when i was listening to 'chasing car'. went to city hall and met brian aaron justin. i have no idea where the walked to but i just follow. i had fun with them though. we ended up in town and got justin a shirt. brian said that i had alot of comments to say. we went to raffles city, marina, some where near funain, town.nearly wanted to go vivo city.bleahh.i met up with nick again at pacific plaza. introduced them, and left to heeren and got him a pair a slippers-$21. walked around, then i said that i was hungry " too hungry, need food" haha :D finally we ate at pastamania. garlic bread- $1.00 garlic bread is cheap. eat 5 and you will be stuffed. haha we ate spicy chicken. the chilli was damm fucking spicy. we kept drinking the ice lemon tea and eating the ice. nick choked on chilli while i nearly choked and vomited:D but it was fun!

THANK YOU. I HAD ALOT OF FUN:D STUDY BUDDY

PAINT

2006-11-01T21:14:00.000+08:00

yesterday
alright! i went vivo city with jac, and this was our very first outing together! we walked for about three hours. firstly, i said to meet her at candy empire but i went up to the second floor and i got lost cause i didnt know how to get to basement 2. i walked around and walked pass the center christmas decoration 5 times. then when jac came, we contiuned to walk and walk and walk. i went in to forever 21, hoping to find presents for friends. but the thongs cause $9 each. and i only got $20:( so i didnt buy it. sorry girls!:D i wanted to bens and jerry but i couldn't it. and i also wanted to go to THEFACESHOP. but jac said that we walked pass it BUT i choose to believe not. went the information counter and relieased that we have. OOPS! half way while walking, i told jac that i'll race her there. I WON! WITH SLIPPERS. aha! i bought two nail polish, purple and blue. and i painted it the minute i got home, after i washed my feet of course. teet. i also bought a new top from zara which costed my $30. jac paid for it first. THANK YOU SWEETIE. jac and i walked about for half an hour until we found stella and cheryl's work place. bens and jerrys. i wanted to get free ice cream but the place to far to crowded! DANGIT. it was fun. then jac wanted to go home. oh and while my siblings were all relaxing and janice and sean where fixing the jigsaw, an accident happened. BANG! this boy from my neighbourhood, hit our cable box. so no tv for then night at it was only 12.12am. and i was watching jojo make a sandwhich. STOOPID BOY. no driving license. actually it was quite exciting, some entertainment for the night then its off to bed.
today
jac messaged me in the morning at 9.45am.

"you never come for trng. you stupid idiot."

and i was like SHIT! i missed trng AGAIN! so i quickly washed up and then i went to toa payoh and met up with jac and pearlyn. we walked around toa payoh for two hours. it was quite fun thought. :DDD .
tmr
in going to meet nick in the morning in bishan. we are going to walk and stone and not spend anycash. ~~ahaha cause im broke.~~

2006-10-31T00:30:00.000+08:00

5 things i like

family/six/trackers!
food/yakult(red one)/ice cream
fun people who are very enthu and dare to do anything fun and rad!
shopping/spending money on clothes
watching telly on my special sofa

5 things i detest

MATHS/bad grades
irritantin teachersGOSH!/annoying-like those think that they are always right and that they say they are not bias but actually they are! like "push-up-bra!" what a slut! she is ugly.
vegetables/and you know the bitter bitter small food? yeah that
creepy crawly. any thing insect or with crawls on six.
some people. :I

5 things i say all the time

ALL YOUR FAULT
you piss me off!
fuck off
go away
crap/dangit!

5 things i suppose to be doing now

sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
take my medicine. yuck!

5 things i'm going to do tmr

maybe go to vivo city and see stella and cheryl working at BENS AND JERRY
buy my favourtie twins present. maybe from forever 21?
wake up at 2.
get FREE ice cream!:D
shop and at least buy a top!

5 hellos to

MUMMY DADDY SISTERS BROTHER
ANDREA CLARE DEBRA NADIA CLARE ESTHER MANDY SARAH CHRIS[HUGBUDDY] YULICA EVERYONE
FUNNY PEOPLE ALL AROUND ME:D
MY SWEET MEIMEI
IJTRACKER

trl is totally boring.
my sis is totally annoying
uhmmm.. i wonder who else is a totally.
oo.
nigel barker is totally hot.
i am totally and completely BORED!

monday

2006-10-30T21:41:00.001+08:00

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Name thirteen classmates who come straight to your mind. Don't cheat and read the questions underneath first.
2. Answer all the questions.
3. Afterwards, tag six people to do the same.

CLASSMATES
1. Logini
2. Fatin
3. Clare
4. Debra
5. Nadia
6. Andrea
7. June
8. felicia
9. Esther
10. Annabelle
11. yulica
12. Sarah
13. mandy

QUESTIONS
1. How did you meet 10?
School. on the first day of sec one

2. What would you do if you had never met 1?
Well then sec one life would be awfully boring.

3. What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
i would yell "how dare you two-time me?" :(

4. Have you seen 4 cry?
i dont think so

5. Do you think 10 is cute?
Eh?

6. How did you get to know 8?
School!

7. Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
YEAH! dated too!

8. What's 7's favourite colour?
how would i know? green? yellow? blue?

9. What would you do if 6 confessed he/she loves you?
Yeah duh!

10. State a fact about 9.
She is adorable.

11. Who is 4 going out with?
Nobody.

12. Who is number 5 to you?
my very SLUTY! (:

13. Would you ever live with 13?
hm...no.

14. Is 2 single?
yeah. but i dont know who!

15. What do you think about 3?
always panicking when things are bad!

16. What's the best thing about number 8?
She is so SMOOTH:)

17. What do you like about number 11?
Her openess.

18. Favourite memory with 6?
talking about sex and condoms!

PEOPLE I TAGGED
1. me
2. me
3. me
4. me
5. me
6. and me.

current mood: great pain, bored
current music: perharps love
television show: fairly odd parents, the lizzie mcguure
i was supposed to go for trng but today i wasnt feeling too well, so i messaged jac saying that im not trng and that i wont be meeting her in the morning. i feel really bad cause jaime brought the goong dvd for me and i didnt go for trng! IS THIS LIKE SOMEKIND OF PUNISHMENT? augh!
yesterday,my siblings and i watched THE SIMPSONS from 4.00pm to 9.00pm. its the halloween special. and most of the time during the show, i was doing my blogskin. it was horrible! christine was nice to help me, so was norine. THANK YOU. but this curent blogskin was done by debra again. she also did the first one for me. but sadly, she just cant get the welcome sign to show. i played hannah the pirate cave? on neopets. haha the neopet craze seems to be back. like when i was in primary school, all we could talk about is neopets. i was talking to gen on friendster through testimonial. i miss mummy and daddy. :(
i wish i was damm fucking rich so that i could go in to shop and then buy whatever i see like on telly! ahaha stupid show. stay in a big house with alot of nice clothes and great food.
i'm talking to pearlyn about how irritanting hui geok is and about the incident during my 4X100 compeition when she made so much noise when jac me stella tired to sleep! :(
note to self
: must must trng on wednesday
:take flu medicine

2006-10-27T21:32:00.000+08:00

i went to the doctors yesterday cause i was feeling unwell the whole of yeterday. olga was nice enough to LENT me her thigh to sleep on. :D i love her left thigh. so nicee. whee! today was renee birthday celebration and i had a fever 37.7. and the doctor said that i cant trng BUT can go to sentosa!
i meet stella and cheryl only at 11.45. waited for them like for 45mins. jaime told me something about if you sit there too long, they will find of $2. went to harbourfront and waited for renee and marianne to come. instead of going to sentosa, we went to vivo level 3 the outspace there. in was damm cold there. renee was complainting "ahh its so cold"then later when we went to the outspace she complainted again"wahh so hott" i scolded her! AIYA! the heat was super hot! and got TANN! yay!the brownie is ROCK HARD i realiased that the whole group didnt get together UNTIL the end when i called everyone back to the place and that was like 4.30. :( marianne and renee kept saying how horny i was, cause camelia sheena caroline bought renee a rubber lizard, i kept playing with it and jaime took and it poked my nehneh, i chased her around the outspace to poke her back, and i also took the lizard and it "sucked" on renee's toe and mine, humped the wooden floor. naughty lizard! renee marianne charlotte and i went to the water, we planned to push marianne down first then charlotte wanted to push renee while pushing both of them fell! all drenched. then they came after me. we saw jaima sitting there alone, so we decided to hug her, and we even have to chase her cause she knew that we were wet and we wanted to hug her. stephy came. we played, took about 100 pitures, eat ALOT of junk food.
oh& renee nat i wanted ice and cup for our drinks, so we lied to marianne charlotte steph stella cheryl jaime saying that we sprained our ankle. ahaha AND STEPH AND JAIME WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT BOUGHT A BIG BAG OF ICE AND CUPS. marianne and charlotte brought back a cup of ice. haha after that we changed and ate at chomp chomp. we spent $9 on sugar cane. i missed goong today! dang!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THONGS!

second last day

2006-10-25T23:07:00.001+08:00

its the second last day of school, not the last day. DANG IT!HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADIA! I know that you love my gift ALOT! cause its the best as its a eeyore cup. crazy-eeyore freak. we did the shoebox-present thingy, our shoebox was the best! instead of a normal just a shoebox look,(since we couldn't get the huge bunny to get into the box, the bunny was the pouch for the shoebox. SO CREATIVE OF US. THAT SLUT BETTER LIKE OUR PRESENT.OR ELSE... tweet! today was like a toture movie. stella ho was like showing us lilo and stitch, a bug's life and a few slide shows, and she will pick on students and ask " so what have you learn?" debra clare fatin nadia andrea and i was like ohmygosh! i hope they don't call me. we all try so hard to think of something smart to say IF we ever got called. LUCKY FOR US, lynn got called! :D thank god she said something which made sense. norine was fucking irritating today. nadia asked her to sit infront BUT NOOO she sat at the back with siti and her fugly"new hair style" which made her look like a boy. :( crap i did something horrible. i better get off now. byee

happy hari raya

2006-10-24T14:54:00.000+08:00

what a 'perfect weather' to celebrate hari raya. heavy rain. :D this is what i saw on telly. people who celebrate hari raya visit their elders and they get GREEN PACKETS with cash in it! ooh. they get to eat alot of great food and party? i bet fatin and nadia are having a great time receiving money and eating great food,blast it!
this whole morning was a"BLAUH" cause i got hot soup on me, it has been raining nonstop and i wanna go out, theres nothing on telly [execpt zack and cody (: ] oh& clare told me that PAUL TWOHILL went to adrian's gig on saturday! dangit! I'M REGRETTING IT NOW CLARE. i think i'm falling sick! well its okay, cause it gonna be the holidays! six can promote to sec three! dont worry clare!:D
currently my ipod is screwed, i think it spoilt? how sad! i cant listen to it later. chirstine asked me if i was doing anything tmr cause she baked me cupcakes. YAY ME! stoopid rain, keeps on raining. i want to drink YAKULT! the red one! :( im super random now! eh wait! im ALWAYS random! what am i talking about. CLAREEEE! you shitty person! you ought to hump amber! go go go! you also dont know how to help me!:( losey whore you fucked up bitch!:D
i love궁 goong's ending song, perhaps love. FAUBLOUSLY NICE. mahjong marathon is overr:( i watched cow belles on youtube yesterday and ANTM (the mermaid espisode) tweet! fatin has her emo theme and ALMOST everypost she has an emo picture! well i can put something FUN! like giraffe. they have blue tongue therefore they are cool and fun. :D no logic here but yeah. this picture is nice okay! PARIS HILTON HAS BECAME MY NEW IDOL TO ADORE.
yesterday trng was alright so-so. we were given this good neighbour day post card and we are suppose to write something on it and send it to your neighbour. this is what i wrote on my card.

happy neighbour day. its the 13th nov.yay! what a FABULOUS DAY to adore me!

jac said that was the stupidest and dumbest thing she have ever seen. and kinda knock my head.
nadia's birthday is tomorrow! crap! havent bought her present yet. CLARE! are you still sharing with me her present? buy her a eeyore toy! i'm hungry and in serious need of yakult! i think i shall eat or drink soup! byebye

flower

2006-10-22T13:11:00.000+08:00

hello you! its been awhile since i last blog! :) almost everynight of this week, my siblings and i played mahjong! WOAH! played until about 2 am! then i have to wake up at 6 just to get to school! MYSELF!

tuesday
i have no school! yay! so we played mahjong, and watched telly. nothing much. clare was suppose to do cip but she didnt! lazy clare!
wednesday
back to school and got back horrible results. we stayed in the hall for about 2.5hrs. logini and i saw rebecca's action when she got back her histoy paper. fist two sections, she scores quite well, then she passed her paper to this twosix girl, then when we got back our section C. which i got super high and she only received 9/40. losey! who ask you never study!talk to your boyfriend!foster was rather proud of me!heehee.i was suppose to trng but the heat was terrible SO being lazy, i went home and slept! woke up in time just for princess hour. gosh! andrea kept talking about it during lesson. princess hours this and that!
thursday
i can't really remeber what we did on thursday but i should think that we did something fun!:D as i played mahjong and lost terribly!oh! we had the frisbee compeition. eh wait. what day was it? but anyways it was fun! i was so tired that i slept while they were playing frisbee. then mrs.nicks came and asked why the some of us who were sitting there are not cheering or playing. i quickly woke up and thank god my face was pale and my hair was messy. i said that i was having tummy ache and she believed! so i went back to sleep. ALL RIGHT! haha there was this photo shot for this website then i woke up just in time for it! :D oh and our class won first place for th frisbee thing. YAY CLASS! beatrice drew this weird bouncing bunny annabelle said that"it was this innocent drawing that beatrice drew that jac had turned the white board into bunny's world. where humans are pets. i drew dr.ben tan in a salior suit and he was the pet of the bride's mother. and the bride's maid was this really buff and short bunny. haha it was super funny. we all laughed at it and then mrs.nicks came in the class and i told her my story.:D then my mama called me and told me that i have to take this english test. for learning point to test my english. like what the fuck?urgh! so i went to thomson plaza myself and took the stupid test.:<

friday
fatin and i had our first anniversary.and then nadia and fatin thhought that i wouldnt come to school BUT they were wrong i came to school and fatin forgotten to bring my present and i brought her. how unfair! FATIN! WHAT KIND OF GIRLFRIEND ARE YOU! XD. dang!we have a movie"eight below" instead of watching i slept and then nadia and fatin were playing with my hair. :/when back to class and did a survey on the school and stuff. clare's answer were all Bs. HAHA ms.teo was suppose to talk to us about the subject combination thing but she didnt come to class. so mandy fatin clare debra nadia and i talked about jonathan being ________ we had fought about this then later we like forgotten all about it and when down to the hall for this talk for skin care. 2/7 answered alot of question then when she offered five people to come on to stage to demo how to put lipbulm, shona noring rebecca and two other people when up and shona was SUPER enthu! while rebecca is always facing norine and holding her pinafore and it was her turn to speak to backed away and pushed the mic to norine. i think she just wanted to free bulm. HELLO! EVERY WHERE CAN BUY FOR LIKE $2.00? loser. we also had free products.it smells pretty!sarah and mandy wanted me and fatin to go united square and eat ben and jerry's ice cream.but in the end we didnt go. fatin wanted to go home and so i went home. oo on our way to the mrt station, fatin called levaye"priest levaye" then i wanted to talk and hear his fantastic heavy french accent. but i couldnt so all i could is just talk and not hear. :( but i kept spouting rubbish french word. only one word made sense which is fuck!when i got home i was damm tired so i slept for 4 hours and woke up 7 mins late for my princess hours. URGH! I HATE THAT SHOW. ITS SO ADDICTIVE.
this whole week i didnt go for trng! i feel so fat and unfit. STOOPID HAZE!
saturday
saturday i woke up at 10! damm early. and when on youtube to watch some rubbish show. cause i was bored usual.then i watch telly the whole day! and mama told me that the test was actually a test to get into learning point. and i got in. but im not ever going to that place. its not fun.
sunday
played mahjong in the morning and i was suppose to go to adrina's gig this afternoon at 2 but i didnt feel like going and im gonna cut my hair. NEW STYLE.joshua messaged me the whole morning.arugh and he is at the gig.

DANG!

2006-10-16T20:35:00.000+08:00

current psi level:123
met stella in the morning and i was EARLIER! ms.teo checked our finger nails and alomost everyone got hit. yulica painted her red NAUGHTY! got our geo paper first, oh yeah! i did fairly well. we were to suppose to end at 9.30 but ended early so we slacked in class and played "down by the river" and fatin clare nadia debra and i kena do forfeit! i have to go to 2/6 and lift my shirt up and debra would have to hug rebecca!(painful to watch)clare was not wearing shorts so we made her lift up her pinafore. andrea was lucky! she didnt have to do anything. i also had to seduce annabelle as if she was a guy. and i accidently kissed her eye. :( we did so many stupid things.
after recess we got back our chinese paper. that fugly woman, her nipples could be seen from her shirt! and i hate her! THAT BITCH/DOG LOOKALIKE! i hope you die! english is alright.
i slept when dont know who was explaining the answers. i was so fucking tired. URGH! parents coming home this tuesday. no more freedom.
the haze was so horrible and i didnt trng today cause of it and when home to sleep until 5.20 and eat lunch and watched TELLY! had SIBLING BONDING! so much fun.
note to self: buy ice cream for joey and bring to st.nicks.

2006-10-14T12:55:00.000+08:00

i slept at 10pm, didnt watch ghost whisperer. and woke up at 11am. i was tired. and i didnt wake up throughout the sleep! YAY! but now im aching all over. parents are in THAILAND! what a perfect time for them to go. uh huh!
i want to go out, but no one to go out with, no money, aching body. and later i have mass. AHH so boring. WHERE HAVE ALL THE FUN PEOPLE GONE TO!
current mood: URGH! bored, aching and blah!
currently: having a random line war with nick and talking to dewi about movies.
i want to watch alot of movie and go shopping again. :( i wish i had more money.
i shall sleep now
byebye

itchy

2006-10-13T20:39:00.000+08:00

i watched prison break! AHHAYE!
WENTWORTH MILLER'S EYES ARE PERFECT! SO BLUE! :) i like! i had a RANDOM LINE WAR WITH MY STUDY BUDDY! and i think i won? hahaha it was super random, e.g i have ears- why do cow moo and humans talk? 5 lines person! i also found out that he is colourblind! :O
i ate prata yesterday night! at around 12. uh huh! then man infront of us kept smoking! inconsiderate singaporeans. :( but i ate ALOT! yummy. and then when janice and i came home, we couldnt sleep and so we went onto yahoo auction are searched for all sorts of things.janice did a bible search and one result was spanking your children is good and yoga is bad! :/ weird site.
woke up and had like 7 mozzie bite! fucking itchy! kept scratching the whole of today. i had to go to school myself and since i was late so i took a cab to school and it cost me $7.10!
from Ang Mo Kio-ToaPayoh!
School today was QUITE fun- then it got really boring!

we had a talk on our body which was fun and we got gifts! yay! dove facial wash

after recess, we went to the rooftop and people praticed their frisbee WHLIE fatin and i were making our class FABULOUS cheer!(cant reveal the cheer YET!)

taught the class the cheer that sarah helped in, love you spastic!

shook my butt infront of yulica " spank me like a donkey"

humped mandy is made noises, and squeeze her boobys CHEEKY!

mandy fed me because i ORDERD her to!
SUPER FUN! :D
after all that we had a shoesbox crap! and the cca thing which is totally screwed! ALL WRONG AND FOR THE BILLION TIME, I AM NOT IN YELLOW HOUSE! I AM IN RED! >:(
actually trained and it was tiring, but after that steph and i went up to the hall with stella cheryl and jo played badminton! oh eyah! i'm goood! i also played with ms.chua's husband who was japanese arcording to steph, first we were playing 2 on 1, then after that ari came then it became 2 on 2. ari on my side. and ms.chua kept asking him to thrash me! NOT TODAY LAO SHI! :D hee. he was super good and so was ari. i kept shouting out for steph cause he kept stealing the shuttercork from her. supposed to have dinner with the trackers but i was TOO tired and so i went home. :(

MUST WATCH GHOST WHISPERER! YESYSE!
CHANNEL FIVE, 10.00PM

VIVO CITY YA!

2006-10-11T23:52:00.000+08:00

i woke up at around 10plus and then jac messaged me that she was going ice skating, later she messaged me that she was not going! AIYA MEIMEI! : D anyways she is going tomorrowHAVE FUN SWEET THANG. jinyi asked me if i wanted to go cyling or play badminton. wanted but cant cause i'm going vivo city! felicia asked to do a white lie but in the end she didnt call me! FELICIA! WASTE MY TIME TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL THE RUBBISH YOU ASKED ME TO! :( watched this really nice cooking show. how to make pasta with white wine. then stella called and asked me to leave my house. even when i reached toa payoh she wasn't ready, drinking dont know what soup double

AH! VIVO CITY, what a HUGEEE place! and not its NOT EVEN 60% OPENED! i think like only 54%. third floor not even finished! EEYER! waste my time! BUT! there are like forever 21(bought a brown sunglass,$11) and there is toy R us. YAY (hi-chew, 2 packets or gummy). i bought sweets for stephy! and we are now called the SWEET-SOYABEAN PARTNERS! i ate CARLS JR. the pastrami burger. damm big and expensive. stella kept blotting the oil from the fries. with the tissues! KILLING THE TREES. not good. but the fries were fucking oily. 4 fries=1/4 of the tissue.
nat came and talked and waited for steph. SHE WAS LATE! but anyways we walked ALOT and nat wanted to buy a hat. steph and i got tired, went to subway, steph ate while me and nat played with her game thing and her phone. I ROCK AT THAT LOCO ROCO GAME!
we took so many pictures today! we walked alot and steph said that i am high because i walked too much! stella said that since nat and i were so noisey they might take a picture of the both of us and ban us from ALL subway! gosh! so meann!
haha eee mama wants me to sleep now!
must wake up early and buy breakfast for janice. hotcakes with sauage. :D byebye

WHOOPYY!

2006-10-10T11:26:00.000+08:00

EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER!
like it was done yesterday. the chinese paper was quite alright. stella came over to my place to eat. and we also ate ICE CREAM MOONCAKE from gelare. super nice! : ) after lunch we went to junction 8. it wasnt very crowded YET. i bought three white tee-shirts so i can print words on it: be optomistic, the people you hate will eventually die! had drinks at cafe cartel. the aloha drink was damm nice. but so solid like. :( I SAW MANY MANY PEOPLE THERE! woah so exciting.stella went for mass while ~~i went to apologise~~ and i walked 3km from there to home. O RIGHT! i'm gooddd.
i am going town today! with money this time! i am going to buy alot alot alot of thing! uh huh! i meet stella at 12.30.

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2006-10-08T12:16:00.000+08:00

yesterday
went to subway with crystal and stella. then after that stella went back to church so me and crystal went to cine and play the arcade! YEAH! we played alot of games. gosh, its was fun. later dewi came "BOO!" haha. so we walked around for awhlie. we followed dewi and walked round and round. then suddenly she just stood there, and so was crystal. so i decided to walk by myself and i bought this pair of really nice mickey mouse earring with only cost$3.30. and my mama says that its super nice and cheap. (it looks damm expensive too)i bought a dvd which cost me $26.15. and then went broke! dang! its THE LITTLE MERMAID. ahh! my all time favourite show! :) childish jac. tsktsk! but its the best-est show ever.

went to eat dinner with my family and uncle's patrick family and my fouth uncle's family. my daddy forgotten to ask for his credit card back, so i had to run all the way up to the fifth floor and asked them if they had my daddy's card. UHHUH! and they actually forgotten to give it back to him.

today
i am going to go for the exam mass at 2.30! though i only have one more paper to go. i;ll pray hard! :)

being sorry for what you have done doesnt make you feel any better.
but what i am afraid of it that the friendship that we had will be ruined.
i do feel bad for what i've done.
hoping that you will accept my apologise.

TOWNATHON

2006-10-06T22:19:00.000+08:00

I GOT THREE LETTES/CARD

today was my science paper. GOSH! the MCQ was quite hard BUT section C was quite easy! yay. oh and afer the paper, ms.teo made us stay back and so that she could talk about something? oh and she gave out forms too. one was about letting our parents know that porngrapghy and stuff, theres this talk about it. i think its useless. ms.teo was looking at everyone crowding at siti's table to fill in their cca rubbish, while andrea annabelle clare and i were talking horny. then i lifted up andrea's pinafore and tried to pul her pants down. SADLY I FAILED. ms.teo saw and said that i was super naughty and andrea was stupid. andrea shouldnt just stand there and let me pull her shorts or lift her pinafore. and we all started laughing loudly.AHH! she finally let us off. when to the cateen called mama to fetch me and from school.

Saw sarah and belle, asked them to walk REAL slow cause i wanted them to wait for me.
outside school, we were talking. while i was shouting, i said to tricia that how was you paper. i shouted and when i saw gen, i shouted damm loudy with them weird slang, very robotics. tricia lept pushing me away " how dare you poke my neh neh! i know you jealous" then the second time, she poke my stomach!" how dare you poke my stomach, i am 4 months preganat. with ANNABELLE's chlid! OOO! sarah said that i cheated on her!"sarah darling, i cheat on EVERYONE. adnrea is cheating on me for terrance! EVEN WORST"

we walked from fareast all the way to the new cathay. walk until leg pain!
i wanted to buy something out from that BIG SHOPPING CENTER but i got no money. and stella bought a shirt. ITS OKAY! I AM GETTING MONEY TO BUY A SHIRT FROM OUTFITTERS. just you wait! i didnt spend $10. and i was AT TOWN!

got home and ate tom yam, and mama drove her new BMW to far east and thats where i met stella quek!(12.35 pm) STELLA IM EARLIER THAN YOU! :) mama also gave me coupons for gelare! oh yeah! the waffle one. so we got FREE ice ream waffle! thank you mama. so we talked gossiped and laughed and blame the exams for getting in OUR WAY!

when home at about 5 plus. watched tv until dinner time, then watched my little mermaid both I & II. until i got chased away by sean! ~~the evil one!~~ tuition tomorrow morning and then its subway. i am going to be early. must be early to get free subway treat from stella.

this is gonna be our stella-jac week!!!

HHAN!

2006-10-05T12:44:00.000+08:00

FATIN! you did a great job REMEMBERING to photocopy the agreement. GOOD GIRL! : )
tuesday
i had my history and chinese paper. for my chineses paper, i wrote ALOT of crap and stuff that don't make any sense. and for my history paper, i wrote even more. me and clare wrote until both our right hands are stiff and couldnt move. oh yeah,on monday i wrote letters the six, and i did five + one for JOEY! MY BROTHER! :) hello! i had to practice maths. and i totally suck at it. my mama had to teach me the equation thing becuase i couldnt remeber. :( study buddy had his geog paper.i talked to annabelle online. our conversation was super funny. ANNABELLE HUMPS HER DOG! and the dog also makes horny noises and justin must be awfully sad cause i already molested annabelle and justin is sad and jealous. HAHAHA olleh ellebanna.!
wednesday
ahh! MATHS WAS HORRIBLE. but i think i can pass. i hope B! fatin said that the paper was easy! tsktsk! and i didnt talk to her on the phone til very late at night. anyways. literature paper was on thursday and i didnt study and the night before.i slept for 2 hours in the afternoon and i dreamt that i could FLY. and when i wanted to use the computer, THERES WAS NOT INTERNET CONNECTION. URGH! so i slack and watched tv. i watch project runway and my sister tired on my mama's dress. i went to the playground with hongwei. and she took a picture of me on the moneky bar. when i was slacking. lousy jac. talked to crsytal on the phone on how immature i am. :D oo! so funn. and i got hanged up. :/ that wasnt fun. :P i also went to the bishan library with sec ones. dawn step tricia and i took neoprints. i was forced to take and we walked around bishan many many times. and i window shopped. went to the centre where theres MOONCAKE. we tried almost all the mooncake BUT didnt buy. :D
thurday

today!GOSH. the literature was actually quite easy but my right hands hurts. boohoo! oh and i forgot that it was sean's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEANY! and today is also my cousin birthday and dewi's older brother! WOAH! oh& today is PSLE maths. eyer. i hate maths. grace wrote for section b only one sentence and less then 20 words. nicole teo will scream. ms.teo scolded me usually for making so MUCH noise and for sitting so unlady-like. pfft! and i sat with crsytal and gen today while waiting for my parents. we talked about alot of stupid things. i also played CANAL SOMETHING. dont know the word. walked out with dewi and she waited with me. (: thank you.
note: bring tape and rope to tape my mouth and tied my legs to the chair. to shut up and to sit properly.

cant do anymore horny things.

cause after exams is go home.

NEVERMIND

after exams the hornying begins

AGAIN!

just you wait.

2006-10-02T13:01:00.000+08:00

today is MONDAY! american next top model tonight. MUST WATCH!

eh wait! i can't i have history and chinese compo tmr. DANG! :( today was children's day- holiday! and i'm in school taking my final year exam-geo.the paper was quite alright actually. but i hope i can get at least a A2! :)) after the paper,fatin clare nadia and i went to kodak to print my pictures.i didnt know how to use the machine and then i kept pressing the wrong button nadia said that"come jac i help you press, you dont touch anything" hmph! i can press afew buttons too! we waited for the pictures to be loaded into the computer but then i saw there was no queue and it was taking such a longg time so i cancelled it and went to the counter and i asked the lady saying that i want to print all the pictures inside this CD. AND SHE SAID THAT I HAVE TO LOAD THE PICTURES INTO THE COMPUTER! i nearly wanted to shoot myself. BANG!GOSHH!we went to macs and sat there for about 45 mins? i was super hungry BUT i had no money so i asked clare to lend me money! $$ felicia came! YAY! and she asked if we have seen colleen or if we have her handphone number. both clare and i gave her random numbers that starts with 97. and she believed and clared asked her for money cause i wanted to eat. Oh&the number i gave, she called him/her. SUPER FUNNY. minutes later, she came back! LOOKING AT ME AND POINTING AT ME.

felicia: JAC! i found colleen.
nadia: look felicia! i found
colleen.
jac: yeah there!
felicia: you lied to me! WHACKING ME
jac:
you hit me for what? what did i do to
you?
felicia: aiya! you! WHACK ME
AGAIN!

it was super funny. i ate at 11! breakfast hour was over! heehee. i stole food from clare and nadia! clare was so nice to give me a nugget. while fatin sat there and laugh at her own creation. maple sause and butter. and garlic chilli fell onto my pinafore. ): yuck!
WE LOVE POPULAR. its the best place to shop. WE ARE SUPER COOL! we spend about an hour in popular.we looked at envelops, pens, marker named after colleen. clare was jealous cause collen is much more popular then her. LOSER! but the colleen pens runs out ink fast. not good to use. :) i bought pink and green envelops to write letter for the six. nadia clare fatin bought pencil and markers. if you use mycard, you get a free file and highlighter.
history paper tomorrow. better start studying! i owe clare $5.45.
now i officially hate friendster. it is super laggy! ARGH! i cant accept annabelle's testimonial! :(

OUR DEAL/AGREEMENT!
FATIN!
YOU BETTER HURRY UP MAKE COPIES!
I WANT THE ORIGNAL!

2006-10-01T21:22:00.000+08:00

happy children's day!

for all ya'll secondary kids!

i am sad that we do not have chlidren's day-holiday!

:( sad!

WELL! BUT PEOPLE WE HAVE TO STUDY HARD FOR OUR FINAL YEAR END PAPER!

i want my COOKIE please.

GOOD LUCK:)

piee :D

2006-09-30T17:42:00.001+08:00

i had tuition this morning. i made a bet with my tutor that if it rains until 2, then i woNT get homework. but if its stops, then i will get ALOT of homework. AND I WON! cause the rain stopped excatly at 2! haha.
i burned the photo/pictures that i want to print. so i went down to this place near macs to print. SADLY the priceing was too expensive 200 pictures-$70. the guy gave me 10% discount so its $63. called stella asked her where to get cheaper price and theres one in toa payoh. i think it would cost$50? $13 less. :D yay!
i bought two blue rose-$1 each, and one sunflower-$2.
roses for christine and justine. GOODLUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS!
sunflower for wan ching. birthday present from me and stella. and it was for STUDY HARD.
i told my mama that i will be away for one hour and i REALLY got back within one hour!
i am suppose to be studying. but i am infront of the tv watching danny phantom. hannah montana was funny. my sister likes it. i think because of linda, the talented mouse.(it could play then entertainer on the piano) WOAH! hongwei kept complaining that she needs to get home to study but she is NOT! she is on the computer slacking usually! :( naughty! oh and i owe her $4 for the flowers. i paid for my own lollipop! $0.60. AHA!
i messaged joey until 12.30 yesterday night! we talked about children's day and what to do for children's day! eat ice cream and have a happy meal! :D
tomorrow is children;s day! YAY I CANT WAIT! suppose to be studying now! :(( I WILL PASS!:D think POSITIVE!

HELLO TREE/PEN/ICE CREAM!

the clare and jac dayy!

2006-09-29T15:44:00.000+08:00

today is the last day that the teachers are EVER going to teach! YAY! but on the down side is that we need them to explain what we are unclear about! DANG! but plus side,NO MORE TALKING AND NAGGING!:D

today ms.teo was nice. i dont know why pearlyn said that she was in a bad mood. anyways, we were QUITE quiet, for me, and she didnt blame us for not letting her finish up the katong worksheet. because it wasnt our fault at all! we were quiet and we copied fast! and i actually understood and not slack. but clare, she didnt do her work and both of us kept laughing! :P she also didnt keep us back for recess!!! and clare was starving! FIRST TIME! i think. RECESS i ate soto, clare ate spagetti and andrea ate noodles? and andrea told me not to eat so fast! and i wasn't! ate finished first and she asked me if i was full and i said that i was not even half way there! clare was still hungry too! so i went to buy food then clare. CLARE SAID THAT I ATE ALOT! AND SHE CALLED ME CRAZY! "jac! stop eating! i am super angry at you. you eat so much and yet you are still very skinny! hmph" and today is not my hungry day:)
i ate and drank:

two Macaroni cup thing.
one pizza bread
mee soto
a black current drink
two slices of cinnamon bread.
oh yeah! clare gave me $2 to buy anything i want! so i bought the one coloured in green! hhaha PIG! oink!

nadia and fatin are fasting so they when to the library? or did they stay in class. OH WELLYS
after recess, before mr.chan came in, pearlyn gave me this file and she wrapped in bob the bulider wrapping paper. it was cute and she also wrote me a letter. which is less then 20 words! but the paper/ card was nice. mr.chan didnt let me go to the toilet! i have to say that i really really need to pee then he let me! EVIL! but when clare wanted to use, he immediately said YES. boowhoo! for the first period of english it was quiet cause he threathened to bring us outside and do our work. clare and i were like laughing and when he went somewhere to get something, i went to the toilet and piss. THANK GOD I CAME BACK BEFORE HE DID. if not ill kena. for the second period we were all making so much noise! and so was he. he was talking about the waves. laurel's geo notes. clare , andrea and i were talking about brad pitt, brittney spears and people. CLARE KEEPS GETTING MESSAGES! annabelle asked clare if i was always this horny and sick! NO BELLE READ THIS:) ENLIGHTEN YOURSELF!
chinese, lao shi was talking about our composition and letter writing this wednesday. OH BOY! and then half way listening, i fell asleep. i think about 30 mins later, lao shi put her hand on my head and said: " jing min, wake up. you sleep so soundly. i didnt want to wake you cause you look tired of something" she said that in chinese. then i asked june why she didnt wake up me. " oh beacuse i dont do this kind of things. i dont wake people up." when she was about to sleep i hit her on the neh neh! "WAKE UP JUNE" collen was dont know doing what then she sent to the front desk, (collen space me june norine) then i kept saying that her hair was horrible. andrea clare and i were commenting about her hair. then SUDDENLY she shouted "you got nothing better to say isit?" she was like writing something then i think she tried very hard to cry! HAHAH LOSER! when we got back to class, she cried and people crowd around[ which she likes because all ATTENTION is on her] and annabelle asked felicia what happened. and it my fault! :O! haha yeah its quite true! she must hate me to the core! I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER AND HER FUGLY HAIR STYLE!
during geo, andrea felt so out so we asked her to sit between me and clare, while i thought fatin felt left out, so i called her too, and she sat between me and nadia. sarah was with next to clare writing limited editions.(sarah, clare, andrea, jac,fatin,nadia) YAY i was in the center! HAHA CLARE WAS SO JEALOUS. andrea, clare, me and sarah were not paying attention to ms.k. nadia and fatin on the other were. SO UNFUN! we showed sarah the SPECIAL LIMITED EDITIONS. we were laughing and laughing. oh yeah i wrote a letter for clare and fatin. I'M SO NICE:D .AH! the fun lesson both clare and i had. we laughed at about fuck's arm.

clare: her arms are so big and fat.
jac: i touched them before.
clare: really?
jac: yeah. very flabby and smooth.
clare laughed: she really needs to exercise. BIG ARMS

i love our clare-jac dayy! it was super fun! CLARE THIS IS FOR YOU!

poor debra! she got fever! we all thought that she ponned school! debra if you are reading, TAKECARE AND GET WELL SOON OKAY? AND IF YOU ARE SNEEZING, BLESS YOU! (the number of times you sneeze)

i met sarah, my spasticated #1 and my teleport partner at the stairs again! WE MOVE UP THE STAIRS SOOOO FASTTT! I LOVEE YOU!

TO:PEARLYNLEONNGfabulous;
FROM:JACfabulous!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FILE AND LETTERS! AHH! YES! LET'S HOPE THAT WE WILL BE IN THE SAME MATHS, SCIENCE, ENGLISH, CHINESE and many others. :D

MAMORY GLANDS

2006-09-28T16:06:00.000+08:00

today was a SUPER day!
english was free period, so fatin ,clare and i made a deal/ agreement for clare!YAY! both me and fatin have one too! :D
history was boring BUT i found out something about rebecca. you wonder why she has an ugly fringe? its because she is bald there! HAHA! and she has to use the fringe to cover up her baldness! EEYER! LOSER! :))
P.E was the funnest! HAHA i was bored SO i deceided to RATE THE BOOBS in my class! haha

9- huge
12-average
15- small
3 ANTBITE!(lylia, huichen and REBECCA!)

clare cannot play badminton! she sucked at it! when i played with her i called her lousey! she cant even surf! haha CLARE YOU SUCK! we played doubles. andrea and debra against clare and me. WE LOST because of C-L-A-R-E. clare huang totally cannot play badminton. all she does is laugh and move retardedly. ms.chong once again asked us CAN YOU PLEASE PLAY DONT SIT THERE AND SLACK! EVIL!
RECESS.ahh where the food are. andrea once again said:" jac! your stomach is like a bottomless pit! you never full arh?" i do! when the food is not nice and when i DONT feel hungry. :D and its not rare! it happens!
lao shi didnt let me SLEEPPP! i wanted to but she kept asking me question and she made sure that i didnt sleep! AIYA! i was super tired! BANG! MEANN!
AHH! IM SUPER MEAN! YES I KNOW! anyways they already hate me! haha. i planned to sleep during maths BUT i got the sums right and clare didnt bring her worksheet as usually and she was asked to do question 4 on the board! OOOi suddenly said MICKEY MOUSE. and for the maths questions i got the answer almost right so i didnt SLEEP! I made soo much noise that ms.teo just put the dusty on my table, so i cleaned the board and i said sorry!

" sorry for what?"
"I dont know what i did wrong but im sorry?"
" YOU ARE WEARING BLACK!" oops! "sorry ms.teo! my white one is in the wash! :P"
" no excuse! so now i am going to have a spot check!"

she checked everyone's bra colour!~~LYLIA IS NOT WEARING A BRA CAUSE MS.TEO COULDNT FIND ANYTHING INSIDE! hahaha! antbite! Another loser!~~ :O! ms.teo started talking about MAMORY GLANDS. that is the right term of a breast! a bra is to support you neh-neh. so you must exerise to make it firm! you want yours to sag when you're old! then you can throw them over your shoudlers! i forgotten the word then i said then the bigger you breast the more 'memory you can store!' memory BANK! hahaha. damm funny! er..nicole teo MIGHT be wearing two panties! maybe one! THONGS OR NORMAL PANTIES. haha cause when she walked, we could see. Yulica, debra, nadia, vivien and i were like hitting each other's neh neh! VIVIEN ONE TO BIG AND FIRM! woah!HAHAHAHA

WE were also suppose to write one paragraph about this un-seen passage. and this is the rubbish i wrote which totally doesnt link to the passage. well only abit!:

"their family is very unstable and comlicapted. mothr has issues. she get angrys almost all the time, and when she wants to vert her anger, she drinks. when she drinks, she will get drunkand she will start whipping her chlidren. Giancarlo has a great tolerance. he let his mother beat him up and i dont think he hold a grudge against her as he knows that she have problems. their mother dont even try to control her anger, she just do anything to get her anger out. she dont really care much about her kids as 'all she bring home is beer' she doesnt bring home food like regular moms."

:D I AM SO PROUND OF MY BESTFRIEND! he didnt pon school!

DEWI IS WRITING ME AN INSIPRATIONAL LETTER!

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FATIN. SHE CHEATED ON ME FOR JORDON!
OKAY.

WEDNESDAY! :D

2006-09-27T11:57:00.000+08:00

TODAY DURING HOME ECON IS SUCH A HUMPEROO LESSON!

AHH! so funn! today, i didnt study at all!(in school) firstly we had mass all the way until 9.45. Then we only had chinese for 30mins, during chinese lao shi let us copy the answers for the chapter 21 as there was no time to do. :)

after that was recess! oh wheeee! poor thing, for those are fasting! :p haha anyways after recess was homecons. again we used the computer lab and do OUR rubbish stuff like blog, msn, friendster and we had a D.J mandy!

she will play any song you request for! I tried to finish up the summary of the project BUT before that, i did my blog! i found pictures and found the wednesday is hump day! it was quite true!

Every wednesday, mandy, yulica, sarah and i would hump and we will also run around and do HORNY stuff! today vivien was trying to find her black ring, i went ON TOP of her and i started humping and making the horny sounds! AHAHA then mandy joined and then yulica!

me mandy and yulica went round lifting people pinafore and seeing if they had shorts. if they have, we would put them down and see what colour panties they are wearing!

MANDY IS WEARING WHITE PANTIES WITH BLUE HEARTS. we 'raped' yulica and she was wearing BLACK PANTIES. i molestered andrea cause she wasn't paying any attention to my project work! ~~TOUCHED HER BOOBS!~~NADIA IS WEARING WHITE PANTIES.

i made a song just for mandy:

OH MANDY! WHEN YOU CAME AND YOU KISSED MY PUNANI. HAHAHHAHA. clare was typing everything we said! funny! and i broke up with fatin and 5 mins later we were together again. i scolded andrea for cheating on me for terrance! EVIL! mrs.tan have the same camera as me! BUT MINE IS THE NEW-ER ONE! hmph!

WE ARE E-M-O!

ENGLISH. we also had no lesson cause NO MORE ENGLISH EXAMS. we went to the library. nadia and fatin were busy photocopying exams paper for themselves. back at the table, clare said that i was a loser, so i made a sign and stuck it on my forehead:

:i'm a loser says clare and mandy and yulica!"

then they dotted my forehead! i took out my phone an messaged sipei about her chinese paper! andrea gave sweets to clare and debra but not me! and she said that i must keep quiet then she will give me one. i took a tape from nadia's pencil case and tape my mouth together. 1 min later, i said that my lips are going to be tore apart. HURRY UP GIVE THAT STUPID SWEET!

BOTH OF US STARTED LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY! AND WE COULDN'T STOP!

i went to the canteen after school, renee was saying how hot she was and wanted to go home to shower and she complaint that she was bored. so i amused her with my phone

" open close open close open close open close"

THEN SHE LAUGHED. AHA! i thought rachel thong spoilt my phone as the light when off on off on off. hahah

HELLO OPEN-CLOSE! TERROR HERE:D

YAYNESS! i got the pictures from patsy yesterday night! i must study but first. SIPEI didnt allow me to anyhow post so i will only post two or three!EHHH!i dont seem to be able to upload them. SO OH-WELLYS! AHA! NOW CAN! CAUSE I RESIZED THEM! LOOK!THE COOLEST TOURIST EVER!

NICE BACKGROUND!

LUCKY YOU GOH SIPEI!!:DDHELLO FATIN'S FRIEND!

BOO!

2006-09-26T14:39:00.000+08:00

i had my english final year paper today! i drew a goldfish-paul twohill style! :D yeah!
the compre was about women and girls being abused and abducted! having no rights for education, movement and physical sercuity! ITS SUPER UNFAIR AND UNJUST! the males will just be lightly punished or the court will just ignore! if you report you will be sent to jail or somesort of punish and its not pretty!

the night before my exam

i watched alot of tv
used the computer until 11.30
called fatin and talked to her about her fasting!
i read archie's comie

I FELT SO UNLOVED SO I MESSAGED PEOPLE'S'

I messaged study buddy
i messaged patsy
i messaged SIPEI-i loved her the best!:D

i slept around 12? haha but i got at least 7 hours of sleep! i brought only my phone,wallet, pencil case and my brain! ms.teo gave me that" aiyo check your work" kind of look! WE MADE FUN OF THE POSER!

SARAH COULDN'T DO HER COMPO PROPERLY BECAUSE SHE HAD NO INSIPRATION! and i am her insipration"woah". CLARE AND I DID IT IN THE PHOTO BOOTH! so funn!I'M GETTING THE PICTURES TODAY!MUST PRINT PICTURES BY NEXT NEXT MONDAY!WHEN THE SIX ARE GOING TO WATCH JONH TUCKER MUST DIE! :) i can't wait to see my pictures!

PEOPLE! ONE PAPER DOWN MANY MORE TO GO!:D i'm not helping right fatin?

yes i am tired! pffts!

TOMORROW HAVE TO CARRY HEAVY BAG!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT NEXT MONDAY!

240906

2006-09-25T22:23:00.000+08:00

AAHH! I LOVE YESTERDAY OH SO MUCH!
the four of us! sitting together, indoor stadium!
SINGAPORE IDOL FINAL!
patrick and i changed seats so many times! :D
we also joked and laughed!
MY VERY OWN KEN AND BARBIE!
ice-lemon tea, strawberry pokey!
having to much fun!
imitating the gays! i love the guy wearing the flower shirt
patrick and me, AHH THE FUN WE HAD!
SIPEI! the first time i met you!
love taking pictures and you hating everypicture i took!
which was fabulous! AND SO IS OUR FLAWLESS SKINS! OOOO
CAMWHORING!
patrick! con your brother! haha WE GET THE BETTER SEATS!
daring jac! to the recuse!
the ride to the mrt station, messages from sipei and patsy;

PATSY! REMEMBER TO SEND ME ALL THE PICTURES! :D

JONATHAN LEONG LOST! NOO!

HADY WON! eeyer! WHOOPS!

hello my besti! thanks for being the first to tell me that jonathan lost!love you!:D

spam

2006-09-24T00:33:00.000+08:00

am bored
nearly fell asleep during cath class AGAIN
stoned and ate fries
am going for singapore idol
am daoing last alternative.
said alot of PFFTS!
have wet hair.
want to sleep
am just killing time
saw clare today
can make a whole list of this
just drank yakult. red colour one
talked during mass and so did dayna
said hello to kenric
was suppose to go for ching's birthday lunch party.
am sorry
grew taller
also lost weight. not good!
am slacking
love my girlfriend
feel like a loser making this list
hello clare
think cows are happy and so slackish
love cows
moo
have my birthday on the 26/04
have homework which is undone
just cracked my neck
think fatin and jordon have something going on
say: hello stephanie! how is your ear
aiya! should i continue to 100?
think it was take forever~
must sleep now
must first throw away the yakult bottle
will do that now.
am talking to myself
am crazy
have a HUGE ego!
love it
am at the 40th point!

i shall sleep now!:D

copyer

2006-09-23T23:59:00.000+08:00

patsy and i had a copycat thing! haha i won because of my secret weapon!
this is our display picture fight!

then after that he copied me
so i made another one

AND THAT IS HOW I WON! well i think i did.cause he just said byebye and went offline.but who cares! i am going for singapore idol in less then 24 hours!!!i love our fight! its so boogala-ish! RIGHT PATSY! :)

PFFT.

2006-09-23T22:36:00.000+08:00

friday: during school hours

i slept during chinese as i was super tired from dont know what.
i did alot of maths equations for this quiz/game ms teo gave.
andrea,clare,fatin and i ate honey stars and gossip about people and we played spin the pen.
ENGLISH WAS FABULOUS! i read archie's comies and didnt listen, and i get to surf the net!!
had a so-so geograpghy lesson, ms.k is alright she passed my inpection!
science lesson was boring as usually.
i started a new look for our school uniform( belt tied really tight around waist)

after school hours

i studied finish my science textbook 2!
i watch the people play basketball.
ate alot of skettles.
i bought bubbles! i blew blew blew! so pretty
i played badminton! I'M GOOD :)
jingyi's dad sent me home!

____________________________________________________________________________________

this whole week i have been studying and slacking! but i studied alot! and i can feel myself becoming smart! BRAIN GROWING AN INCH!:D i studied in swensen's today. the staffs kept looking me, so disturbing! i called crystal and asked her if she would come down and accompany me. i was SUPER bored! i stayed there for about 1hr30mins then i deceided to leave and go for cath class. and yet again it was super boring!i went for mass and me dayna kept talking throughout the whole entire mass!we talked about alot alot of rubbish! and we also felt very packed like sardines!i was hoping then after mass i could go out and walk walk, but nooo my brother is moody and my parents didnt go for that dinner! *URGH*! so i had to join them for dinner! and we ate the same place again! some japanese restaurant.i watch hannah montana today, it wasnt very nice.

i got tickets to go for singapore idol! YAY! THE PERFORMANCES SHOW!

THANK YOU PATSY!:)

my last alternative isnt very nice. PFFT* TO THAT! see my pffts

I am childish and proud of it! HELLO SIPEI!

then i made one for only me and sipei to the we-know-who! :) i took it away cause she SAID that it was so mean.

yes people, please do study then later we can par-ty!!

oh whee! all day and all night

no sleep all play

good luck!

i'm so nice

i'm wishing!

***********

and andrea! i am proud of my ego!

jac saved sam!

sam<3jac!

2006-09-21T18:24:00.000+08:00

this is fatin! you look weird

this is clare! :D
clare! you so pretty!

i'm so CREATIVE!

FATIN

2006-09-21T17:04:00.001+08:00

i have a new girlfriend, and today is the first official first date! fatin and i, plus her junior, went to mac's and talk and STUDIED! i did science. we were also comparing who was more popular then. and i won! YAY! last alternative messaged me that was how i won!
today maths wasnt boring at all! science was, as for chinese, it was the best! i slept the whole lesson. the noise level was just nice. VERY NOISEY! :D
stephanie went to pirece her ear today at bishan right,top, her first earhole. I FELT THE PAIN TOO!
SAMANTHA LOW! YOU ARE NOT THE LAST TO KNOW! dont worry!
i trashed ms.chong at badminton today! HAHA SHE SUCKED! OH YEAH! i won!
june asked me what was my secret to badminton, how come i was so good.
jordon and tinalicious, are together!
:D I invaded again.
i got a birthday song for my sister! for next year! and its SUPER SUITABLE!

The happy happy birthday song:

Once a year we celebrate

With stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round

And gifts and laughter do abound

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!

Now you're one year older!

Happy birthday!

Your life still isn't over!

Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much

But you didn't die this year

I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health

And hope you don't remind yourself

The chance of finding fame and wealth

Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps

And eating food and taking naps

And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters?

Happy birthday!

You're starting to get fatter

Happy birthday!

It's downhill from now on

Try not to remind yourself

Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free

Then you could live like Walt Disney

And live for all eternity

Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set

This is the only life you get

And though it hasn't ended yet

Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money

Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad it's funny

Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry

So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, dear...

(random calling out of names, including "Skippy, the bush kangaroo)

2006-09-17T13:08:00.000+08:00

we had a drama competition on friday. 2/1 won! oh whee! :/
i got STINCH PENNY'S AUTOGRAPGHS! haha!
the lead singer is damm hot and super tall! he is one neck and head taller than me.
andrea helped me put on eye liner to look like PAUL TWOHILL!
yesterday was a crappy saturday!
dang!
neek sent me this really funny song i am cow! AHH! I LOVE IT!
I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curds, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders.
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!
I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch!
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I have gas!
I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow I am Cow, hear me moo,
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moooooo!
i talked to patsy and sipei yesterday!
we talked until 12+ close to 1. haha
AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I TALKED TO HER!
50% of the conversation is slient. but it was fun.
my parents watched the devil wears prada yesterday,midnight show.
saw this really hot guy at church yesterday. i wanted to talk to him but my daddy came early. :/ missed it all! CLARE TWOHILL AND FATIN TWOHILL!:D
me and dayna went to rafael's house to play with the turtles! AHH! junior is so green! and so lively!
rafael: junior is always finding ways to escape
jac: but why? dont he like it here?
dayna: no jac, because when he knows that you're coming, it means that its going to get tortured!
jac: EH! no lah! i only drop once or twice! its not like it would die. THATS WHY THEY HAVE SHELL! :D

I also did some invading!

INVADE!

2006-09-13T20:41:00.000+08:00

THIS IS CRAP!
i dont want to study anymore!!
WHERE IS MY STUDY BUDDY?
NEEK! WHERE'RE YOU?! (im lost :P)
I SHALL DO MATHS TODAY, AND NOT SLACK!
its all you fault you unknown person!:(
i slept for 2hr today! whee!then i got scolding for not bathing AGAIN.
i tried putting on eyeliner today and it was damm painful. it still hurts though.
OHMYGOSH! i'm tearing! on my right eye!
MY GUESSES ARE GET BETTER! WHICH MEANS IM GETTING LUCKY! AHA PATSY!
mandy is wearing boxers today! i molester her AGAIN!
we humped during home econs, yulica was humping the chair.
talked to rafael online, i was SUPPOSE to go over but i didnt.
i talked to sarah, and waited with her. BUS 56!
I ALSO TRIED TO FLY!
must study! must get rid of temption! NEEK!
HAVE YOU SAID YOUR HELLOS TO THE COWS YET?

ANYWAYS...

2006-09-12T16:31:00.000+08:00

I AM CALLED THE MOSLESTER WANNABE!
I SO AM NOT A WANNABE!
CAUSE I ALREADY AM A MOSLERTER!
PEOPLE!LISTEN TO MY WORDS
TOUCH FELICIA TAN TR, AND BE HAPPY!
HER SKIN IS SO SOFT AND SMOOTH
MANDY WORE BOXERS YESTERDAY-PINK WITH STRIPS
TODAYS SHE IS WEARING PANTIES-PINK(i couldnt see)
I AM ALSO FATIN#1FAN.
GEOGRAPHY IS FUN
:HOW?
:WHEN SHE PLAYS WHACKO
:PLAY SOME GAMES WHICH DOESNT PUT ME TO SLEEP
:NOT TEACH AT ALL!:D
WE WILL ALL BE VERY HAPPY!
SOME SAY I AM A PERVERT!
I AM NOT!
I ONLY LIFT UP THEIR PINAFORE!
WHAT IS SO WRONG? Hahaha
ANDREA IS SO WEIRD
I MISS JUNIOR!
BUT HE GETS TO SEE THEM PLAY!
EVIL! I WANT TO SEE AND CARRY THEM!:(
MY WRIST HURTS!really badly!
I THINK I NEED TO TAPE IT.

i did some measurement-if i had a dick, it would be 13cm!

:/

2006-09-11T19:39:00.000+08:00

AAHHH! MY HEAD IS STILL SPINNING!

I THINK I AM ACHING

COWS ARE FUN!

NEEK IS SO RANDOM

HIS ANSWER ARE SHORT AND DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

BUT MY QUESTION DO

LIKE"WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BELLY BUTTON"

I STUDIED YESTERDAY

STINCH PENNY CAME TO MY SCHOOL TODAY

WHEE! I JUMPED BUT DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS

CAUSE I COULDNT HEAR IT

MS.TEO PS WAS NEARLY GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION

I LEARNT SOMETHING NEW-ER...

MRLOH ASKED ME WHY AM I NOT CAPTAIN

I WANT LEADSERSHIP:D THANK YOU!

I SAID"ARE TALKING TO THE RIGHT JAC?"

I AM GOING TO FLOOD SIPEI'S CBOX

BUT FIRST I MUST EAT

DAYNA IS FUN!

SHE TALKS RUBBISH TOO!

I MISS JUNIOR!

HU HA!

THE SPASTICATED'S STORY

2006-09-10T23:00:00.001+08:00

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND SMILE! ONLY YOU COULD DO THAT:D

JACfabulous; says:
BUBBLES EAT ANTS
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
haha
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
I HAVE LESSONS TO
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
YESYES
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
AND TIGERS EAT BUBBLES
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
THEN THE BABOON COMES FOR TH TIGER!
JACfabulous; says:
DINOSAURS SMELL THEIR BUTT THEN EAT THE BABOON WITH THE HAIRIEST BUTT
JACfabulous; says:
I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE THE MONKEY!
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
NONOOOOOOO
JACfabulous; says:
CAUSE THE MONKEY JUST WATCH THE BABOON GET EATEN
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
I WANNA BE THE BUBBLE
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
hahahah
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
I EAT ANTS
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
so cool
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
a bubble with an ant floating in it
JACfabulous; says:
YOU WANT TO EAT ANTS AND GET CHASED BY TIGER?
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
no then i want to get POPPED
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
and go to the SEA
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
hahaha
JACfabulous; says:
THE SEA DINOSAUR WILL RISE UPON THE WATER AND CATCH THE BUBBLE AND BRING UNDERWATER AND THEN THEY WILL SWIM WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS AND SEA MONKEYS! AND THEY WILL HAVE A GREAT PARTY UNTIL THE SEA CREATURE WHO LICKS THE EEL'S BOOB COMES AND EAT UP THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AT THE PARTY THEN BUBBLES WILL FLOAT UP TO THE CLOUDS THERE
JACfabulous; says:
AND IT WILL JOIN THE BUTTERFLY AND THE BIRDS WHICH POOPY ON THE SEA CREATURES AND THE DINOSAUR!
JACfabulous; says:
sarahlmodiel@hotmail.com says:
AND THE ANT
hahah
JACfabulous; says:
i cant wait for school to end
JACfabulous; says:
HEHEHE
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
hahah yeah
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
so frigging far away
JACfabulous; says:
BUT IF WE CLOSE OUR EYES AND WISH! THEN MAYBE TIME WILL FLY! WHEE1
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
OKAY
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
LETS WISH
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
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Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
IM STILL 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
hsahaha
JACfabulous; says:
i grew!
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
hahahah
JACfabulous; says:
i grew 0.0000000000000000005 cm
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
LUCKY YOU
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
jac. thats jus a HAIR standing up
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
hahahah
JACfabulous; says:
NO ITS NOT!
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
YES IT IS!!!!!!!!
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
DONT LIE TO YOURSELF
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
hahahah
JACfabulous; says:
ITS THE BONE! THE ARE SPLITTING APART!
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah;RELINK! rejection-.blogspot.com !AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU says:
good luck then! :D

this is another day of spastic#1 and crazy#1

thank you for reading and laughing at us!

2006-09-10T22:37:00.000+08:00

helloooo jac!
well,hahhaha
get off the computer soon!
like,lock up the mouse! or throw the cable away!
then you can stay away from the computer!
no cable/mouse equals no computer equals no distraction!
hahaha hmm motivation
well if you do well, ;D maybe you'll go to a gooooooood sec four class andandand
YOU'LL GET LOTSA MOTIVATION THERE!
and then good o levels equals good jc and then fabulous job!
means lots and lots of caaaaaaash which means
hot cars and big house!
hahahha okay there.motivation.
i hope it helps.
and reteeeelevee
thats your random text as usual!
neek,out!
(:

2006-09-10T14:02:00.000+08:00

J:everyone loves you

A:you're a hottie

C:you're wild and crazy

Q:you're a hypocrite

U:you are really chill

E:you are always fun when it comes to meeting new people

L:you always make other people smlie when with your smlie

I:love is what u are deeply in

N:your love is unforgetable

E:you are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.

A: You're a hottie

B : you are loved by alot of ppl

C : you're wild and crazy

D : You have trouble trusting people

E : You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people

F: People totally adore you

G : You are very friendly and understanding

H : You have very good personality and looks

I : Love is what u are deeply in

J : Everyone loves you

K : You like to try new things

L : You always make other people smile when you smile

M : You are handsome, and sexy

N : your love is unforgetable

O : You love foreplay

P : You are very friendly and understanding

Q :You are a hypocrite

R : Someone loves you

S : People think you are so sexy

T : You are one of the best in love

U : You are really chill

V: Your friendliness attracts people

W : You are very broad minded

X : You never let people tell you what to do

Y : you make every experience great

Z : You're Super cool

MOO!

2006-09-09T19:37:00.000+08:00

AHHH! GO GET ONE OF THIS WEEK CATHOLIC NEWS!!
ITS ABOUT THE SHINE JESUS SHINE THING!! i'm in it! hahaha
i went to rafael's house, and i kinda got lost on my way there! I BOUGHT THE DISFIGURED BOY A TURTLE! its so lovely!
i know you love it!:D