NAH EVERYBODY THIS IS SEAN'S STORY


hello all! i was forced to do this so that i could SCARE his friend.
nah!

Act 1: Classroom Scene
Narrator: Class Primary six. Sitting for PSLE this year. Students, most of them however, not worried or interested.
Bell: Ringgggggggggggggggggg
Teacher: Ok, class recess is over. I have your results for the test you sat for a week ago. Class average, 25. Of a class of 4 pupils, 3 scored 0. If you do simple calculations, which I think most of you will not, 1 person scored 100.
Boy 1: Wahh, so smart, Einstein Kristinsson’s (kris-tin-sonn-s) baby!
Teacher: no, it’s Albert Einstein and no, Jimmy’s last name is not Kristinsson, neither is it neutron so don’t bother asking.
Jimmy: I’m also not a baby, and if you’re asking, you are!
(Teacher gives out the paper)
Boy 1: Really, huh, ow paper cut!!!
Jimmy: Told you so
Boy 2: Wahh, both smart and psychic, oh could you teleport like in the movies?
Teacher: ok, ok, Jimmy, could you please pass me a plaster?
(Jimmy gets the plaster and gives it to teacher)
(Teacher put it on the boy)
Teacher: ok Jimmy, you don’t have to stay back on Friday
Jimmy: Sweet!
Teacher: as for the rest of you, retest on Friday, study hard and George stop bribing me please. If you keep giving me $100 per test, by the end of the year, I would have saved up for 3 limos, 5 bungalows and I would be able to have a money bath every hour.
George (Boy 3): is that expensive?
(Teacher looks irritated)
Jimmy: (facing the teacher) I’ll answer this question for you. (Facing George) to us yes, to you or maybe Bill gates and the president of U.S.A. no
Bell: Ringgggggggggggggggggg
Teacher: ok class dismissed!
Class: yeah!
(Running out of the class)
Narrator: Jimmy, as you can see, is your average brain-ne-act (brain-y-act), but things do not usually appear, as it seems. Soon enough, you’ll realize Jimmy isn’t that happy.
(Two weeks later)
Act 2: Classroom scene
Teacher: ok class results for yesterday’s test average; I’m disappointed to say, 11. But I’m happy to say, boy 1 scored 15, boy 2 scored 14, boy 3 scored 13 and jimmy, I’m disappointed with yours, 2.
Class: huh?
Teacher: you couldn’t even get 1=0+1 correct.
Boy 2: then where did his 2 marks come from?
Teacher: oh, the school had a new policy, write your name, date and index number and 2 marks are free for you. Anyway, to help you out for your retest this afternoon, I will be watching you, if you have any questions feel free to ask me. To keep your mind off the failure, I baked you some cookies.
Boy 1: hey, why didn’t you bake me cookies when I had 2.
Boy 2: yeah me too
Boy 3: yeah me three
Teacher: there is not enough cookie dough in the world
Jimmy: I think I need to see the school counselor
Teacher: ok, what can I do for you, Jimmy?
Jimmy: you’re not the school counselor
Teacher: well, I got a promotion for improving the overall class grades, and I am now a school counselor as well. So, what can I do for you?
Jimmy, I’ve been feeling over-pressurized lately. I feel over-pressurized over-burdened, over-stressed, over…
Teacher: ok, I think I get the picture.
Jimmy: any remedies?
Teacher: To get your grades up, yes. to get your spirits up, no. However, I think I know some people who have remedies for that.
Jimmy: who? Is it people I know?
Teacher: Oh, you know them all right. In fact, they’re in this room
Jimmy: please not your talking pens. You gave them to me when I had the flu and you it would cure me but instead, it gave me a headache.
Teacher: this time I’m meant your classmates
Jimmy: classmate! My classmates! They can’t even do 1 times table!
Teacher: actually they scored full marks in that section. Seriously my point is be a kid, have some fun. But not too much fun. Think about it this way, all work and no play make Jimmy a dull boy.
Jimmy: Jack! Make Jack a dull boy, my name is Jimmy, you can’t change proverbs, but I get your point.
Narrator: and so Jimmy played with his classmates and had fun. Eventually his grades when up and they live happily ever after, too bad this isn’t a fairy tale.
Boy 1: Moral 1 all work and no play make anyone a dull person
Boy 2: Moral 2 Pressure can really be annoying
Jimmy: Moral 3 classmates and teachers are always with no matter what